hehe/haha

no.

[Assblaster9000 @AssBlaster_9k]

how it feels to have executive dysfunction

[leto meow | cr: asos @theybrows]

how it feels to have executive dysfunction

[Jill Gunter ☕ @jillgun]

We truly could not have gotten a better Pope for this time in world history.

[Animalia @NatureLover_502]

safe zone

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

Anthropic:

[Sobre la marcha... @rafaborbolla]

Estaba esperando a que pasará una persona para una buena toma con ese panorama y salieron de la nada estos dos protagonistas..

[brandon* @brndxix]

might be the realest shit he’s ever done

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you ever see me pickpocketing you, you must understand, it’s because I’m trying to get your money

[j @morceguinhax]

vou continuar tentando seguir em frente porque eu também mereço ser feliz

[Yudhanjaya Wijeratne @yudhanjaya]

I genuinely don't get Anthropic. It seems like every other day they're loudly puzzling over the ethics of a soul in a box - while building the box, claiming that it has a soul in it, and selling access to said box to for $20 a pop.
Like, dudes, these are incompatible positions.

[julian casablancas skulling a shot drinking a beer @segagenesis__]

mamita la noche tuitera que estan teniendo los portugueses

[verz @nerdyverz]

the way their tails are connecting

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

old people understand that you gotta take every side quest and exhaust every dialogue option

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

A throwback picture of Holly the Duchess of Density and Backpack

Legends of the Game

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“Are you enjoying our website?”

Brother, I have rejected cookies, closed three popups, declined your newsletter, accepted your privacy policy and somehow given you my location. I have not even seen the fucking website yet.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

My dog immediately after I swipe my credit card at the vet: