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Just 5’3 with 6ft dreams

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[Emma Riddle @egraceridd]

14 months ago I had to evacuate from Oxford High Schol when a fifteen year old opened fire and killed four of my classmates and injured seven more.

Tonight, I am sitting under my desk at Michigan State Univeristy, once again texting everyone “I love you”

When will this end?

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Let's talk about avoidant attachment and why you might feel uncomfortable getting close to people:

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We Can Develop Avoidant Attachment Style from:
- parent figures who rarely respond to crying
- repressed, emotionally shut down parent figures
- distracted/stressed parents who treat child as burden
- being mocked or teased
- lack of love or affection

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Last minute Christmas shopping. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a CPAP machine.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Before he steps down I’d just like to thank Elon Musk for shattering the myth that billionaires are smarter, more hard working, or simply any better than anyone else in the most public way imaginable.

[Washington Local Schools @WLS4Kids]

A message from Superintendent Anstadt:

[jake @jakewhomst]

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yes that is when i was happiest

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

me when i tell him idc where we go to eat and we pull up to a place i don't like:

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

This mercury retrograde has us feeling like 😰😫😠🤕

[i like food @messedupfoods]

sushi

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

It’s about that time of year again!

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Choose your villain: a Taurus who hasn’t slept or a Leo who didn’t get what they want

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she’s stressed everyday about everything

[Cody Welling @CodyWelling]

Justin Verlander. Age 39. 12-3, 1.89 ERA. 55-18 since the trade. Tigers received a P that has pitched in 14 minor league games, a second rate C with a .182 career average with Tommy John, and a career minor league outfielder. One of the worst trades in baseball history

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Walk a mile in these Gruboutins