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young scrappy and hungry

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Speaker in sacrament prefaced his talk by saying “I gave this same exact talk 6 months ago but most of you were on your phones so here’s your second chance” 😂

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*trying to explain who Zac Effron is to a 10 year old kid*
You know, Troy from High School Musical?
“That movie came out before I was born”
There’s no way I’m that old 🤦🏼‍♀️😫

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Technically since Disney and Pixar are now together and Disney and Marvel are together... the incredibles could become avengers. They will stop Thanos.

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Thanks to my father in law I can't sing I am a Child of God without changing the words from parents *kind and dear* to *kind of weird* and my primary kids call me out on it every time

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@MattB_x And you thought you had instructions but instead you make it up as you go

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An ice cream truck drove by and now he's protecting the house. Either that or he wants some ice cream

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When you're missing sacrament meeting waiting for your bread to finish baking and your husband is in a Top Gear mood

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Conversation between two of my coworkers:

1: do you have a tampon?
2: no I had a hysterectomy, I don't get periods
1: you don't need boobs to have a period..?

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Primary kid said mnemonic fever instead of bubonic and honestly what primary kid knows what either of those things are

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She threw the bouquet into the chandelier and all the girls are ready to catch it once it falls
#Singleladies

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Credit @GordonRamsay and @DaneWinn2

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Ryken has started this thing where he takes his toys out of his box and brings them to me one by one and if this is what it's like to be a mom I'm ready

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I was talking to our ward organist and she was like
Are you liking primary?
And I was like
omg I love it, relief society is SO boring
THEN I remembered that the ward organist is the RS PREZ and I was trying to backtrack and she leaned over and whispered

*It's ok I hate rs too*

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Thanks @eliza_andreasen
Doctor's orders, gotta get that daily dose of chocolate in

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Someone stole my chocolate at work so now they just get to deal with my raging hormones for the rest of the day. Hope the brownies were worth it.

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I now wish for a million dollars

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@Frabjousday27 @HeardAtBYU ⬆️⬆️ THIS is byu

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*Watching Survivor and there's a ton of pelicans on the beach*

Me: wow that place is so pretty let's go there

Mike: yeah I want to drive the Jeep down the beach and scare all the birds lol

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. certain areas of the floor can be tastier. than others. this has been a puplick surface announcement

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@TheMormonLikes Primary pianist. Easiest/funnest gig ever