baby bird

100% natural dimples

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Why is every decent face moisturizer $58+

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

The desperate urge to join my 16yr olds Spotify Jam from the bathroom to queue up a bunch of ABBA

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

It isn’t talked about often enough but the Grinch was clearly raised by a lesbian couple

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

@hqfenty This was so heavily tumblr coded

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

I hope that all my coworkers are highly aware of how close I am to the edge on a daily basis in the office

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

We don’t get many great days in American history lately, but the ice cold execution of a predatory health insurance company CEO is an act which unites us all.

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Deeply respect the drip of the girl who walked into the office today in her beat up Ugg boots

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

@808nobody @keshaorder Hey so this is an insane take.

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Someone plz tell this commentator that he is cut off from using the word “herstory”

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

@Business_Trans This sounds like the best job

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Stars out here scoring goals the way my boyfriend casually eats eggs for a quick snack (by the half dozen)

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Just saw an ad for Sketchers “slip on pants” and now I’m going to k*** m*****

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

All I know is I have a pumpkin left over from Halloween and I’m going to take it outside on my lunch break and bash it into a million pieces with whatever I can find

[🔆RatQueen @Mariethemouse]

I am not joking, what country am I supposed to move to. I can't watch all my friends die

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

You can really tell who has 2016 trauma and who was too young to remember.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Happy Election Day! 🗳️

[baby bird @tiny_bones]

Do..do I want to..run the nyc marathon? Is that something I want to do now for some reason??