I fell in love with a random Scottish man who I met in Dean Village… still have no clue what his name was… or where he came from… or if I was gonna be wisked away by some fairy because it was at 2am and he popped out of no where.. but just know I’d have been fine with it…
I hate modern art.. like what the hell do you mean two strips of bacon on a canvas means something… or you throwing some paint on a preprinted art piece means something… and then charge out the ass for it…
Sooo was scrolling through my porn account and found a daddies account.. TELL ME WHY I FOUND TWO OF MY JERK OFF VIDEOS ON THERE?! WHEN DID I BECOME A DADDY!!
@Kristian_Maliq 😭 I’m not hip on hookup culture! It’s never happened to me before until now 😭 it was fun, it was exciting and I also now love you for using the word flabbergasted