Tiny Watermelon

Gov & Reg, integrity. Full @melbournefc nuffy. red on the inside.

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Hey @VictorianGreens, the election is not too far away. What are your plans to win back Prahran from an MP with an extremely shady work history who unethically took hundreds of thousands of dollars from govt for a job she was never qualified to do? #springst

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Dear @VictorianGreens

The Briggs Report has been released and exposes a Jobs for Mates scandal. Rachel Westaway, current Member for Prahran, was one of these appointments to the former AAT. So compromised was this Tribunal, it had to be disbanded.

Go hard on this in 2026

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@WolfLinkin @MoiraDeemingMP @ShereleMoody Of course Moira believes this - she has no doubt been subjected to similar.

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@BayCat83 @TheHarrisSultan @ShereleMoody 🤡

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@clowndownunder Vince Hurley is an ex cop now expert in this area.

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@TheHarrisSultan @ShereleMoody A lefty would spell her name correctly.

Why can’t men just call out the shit behaviour of other men? Why is that so hard for you to do?

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New @tom_tanuki drop is brilliant and depressing at the same time

Pauline AI fanfic is necessary because she is, in reality, barely able to string together a coherent sentence - let alone articulate policy.

Your mum is drowning in AI slopaganda #auspol
https://t.co/SCuvUSLc6x

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@TimWilsonMP More data harvesting activities, Tim?

And stupid, hyperbolic statements like this make you look ridiculous 🤡

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@big_shaneoh @3funeShuya @AusPoll6 @matt_barrie Why would the working class vote for the Coalition though? Nothing has changed in their policies or ideology that would benefit the nation’s lowest paid and those living on the margins?

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@ShaneDernelley @Baumann_Mac @PaulineHansonOz Pauline hates our constitution and therefore our country if she believes her MPs should not be subject to its provisions like everyone else.

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@PaulineHansonOz So it was perfectly fine for you to launch an ugly campaign against Senator Payman over section 44 questions, but One Nation MPs get a pass on the same matter?

Do you respect our constitution or not, Pauline?

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@ByGeorge1984 @RizviAbul Try keeping up.

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@cmkusher I agree about current NOM being too high for infrastructure to cope. But if you don’t agree with all the current ogling of Canadian policy (which they will soon reverse just as NZ has), what do you support & how would you get there.

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@sumeyyailanbey @MayneReport Ringwood is held by an Independent.

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@sumeyyailanbey 😭😭😭

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The Herald-Sun has committed the grave and terrible sin of making it difficult for me to immediately comment on the released 2PP (53-47 to L-NP). Disgraceful. The second worst newspaper for pseph reporting in Australia only because the AFR is worse.

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@hisaflog100 @s_deery The absolute state of political journalism in this state/country.

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The Herald-Sun has committed the grave and terrible sin of making it difficult for me to immediately comment on the released 2PP (53-47 to L-NP). Disgraceful. The second worst newspaper for pseph reporting in Australia only because the AFR is worse.

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@hisaflog100 @s_deery 😭😭😭

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@poulter_pauline @adamnicotera @ShereleMoody @LiberalVictoria are you going to confirm or deny this?

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@RD1nk33775 @osiris05au @TruthFairy131 Most kids who get caught up in youth crime grow out of it, but those who don’t set a pattern of lifelong criminality, drugs and eventual early unnatural death. They harm an extraordinary amount of ppl along the way.

That’s why prevention measures are more effective than punitive

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@RD1nk33775 @osiris05au @TruthFairy131 This whole youth gng culture is so unbelievably sad and wasteful. Horrendous stuff. And despite what TroothFairy says, it’s not the fault of any one politician or party and there is nothing a Lib govt could do to end it.

Most of the hardened ones are already in jail.

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@hisaflog100 Crisafulli is going to learn a very hard lesson.

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@hisaflog100 But there’s no Labor govt, no cfmeu. How could this happen?