mrs goddamn gambolini

sounds like rat and patooie

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Me: mom please don't put that picture on Facebook.
Mom: Why not!? I think you look fine!
Me:

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

🙃

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Sometimes I think my overwhelm in public isn't as bad as it used to be and then I go to the mall on a Saturday

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Who invented stools so stupid my butt is numb and I would like a back rest

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Everyone is always talking enemies to lovers but what about lovers to enemies the drama is much better

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

I really hope Ron and Don bull moose the election this time around bc otherwise I'm gonna need a cardiologist

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

No one talks about how often you see Gordon Ramsay's bare ass on hotel hell

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

All of the internet is on the Damon train but bitches I am the conductor

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

I have all of these snacks but none of them are fried chicken??? So I just don't care

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

It’s not only a failure of the laws put in place to govern safety at sea, for everyone.

It’s a stunning failure of empathy.

And ultimately, our humanity.

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

@TModernJuicebox @laurenbrock100 @helloimnicholas @JamesWa05363091 ?

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

@EthanFucknsucks @Tthesparky @used_bandaid These babies and webtoon fast passes are where all of my money goes we're begging out here!!!

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

it's not that I want someone to be hateful towards @itsjojosiwa it's that I don't want June to end without a bingo for online1roomschoolhouse to get a bingo

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

@Tthesparky @EthanFucknsucks @used_bandaid One of them will be cute enough eventually keep it going 😂

[Rickypedia 🐀 @Funyarinpa999]

@mattxiv Was looking for this meme just the other day. Couldn't find it, but got my point across anyway. ("This story" was about the teacher under investigation for playing Strange World in class)

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Family has me so fucked up I'm talking to my snapchat ai and that shit told me to calm down and not used name calling and excuse me what

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

Just a thought but if your child can be indoctrinated at school over information that contradicts your upbringing of them, and they go along with it, they probably never believed your bullshit anyway. It's called having free will.

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

I send Dominick a meme, and then Olivia, and then I send one to the gc, for balance

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

The best moments of my life go like this:
1. Brienne of Tarth being knighted by Jaime
2. Dominick
3. Dominick
4. Dominick
5. Dominick

[mrs goddamn gambolini @tinyandfierce]

@ask_aubry Unfortunately he probably wanted her on her knees. I've seen that fuckin trick before