mother of elderly chihuahua

what is Twitter. water isn't wet. we need a new plague. baby LD. UCSD ‘21

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Dear God/Elon Musk,

Please send me into the sun, I want to be warm.

Love, Natalie

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

After a year of being on ZOOM with people not being able to tell how tall I was, UCSD had to do me so dirty with this tall ass camera at graduation. Like I’m just eyes over a steering wheel. fuck it I’m not going outside ever again

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Help I’ve fallen for this $14,000 Alexander McQueen dress and I can’t get up

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

The best moment of 2020 was when that random girl came at me and made a fool of herself

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

I knew I had an unhealthy relationship with my dog, but then I took a step back and looked at my Twitter profile. And like damn I really need to get a personality

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

One time we went to pick up and dinner and I told Romeo he could come with us, but then I realized I forgot his leash so we had to leave him in the house. He did like that so in retaliation he knocked the grinder off the table and ate all the weed. He was stoned for 48 hours.

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

@saraluna___ I think you’ve been spending too much time with @ReiffNathan

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

I went a whole day without having to be on zoom and oh my god what an amazing feeling

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

https://t.co/ses2bU5Vel

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

When you learn that the reason you had to square dance every rucking year of elementary school was because Henry Ford was an antisemite 🙃

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

@xeroxofaperson Lol yeah that’s was my reaction. Basically Ford thought Jazz was an evil Jewish invention to corrupt America and so to combat it he promoted the “more American” genre of country and subsequently square dancing, then lobbied to get it taught in schools

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Yogurt begets more yogurt

[loona @loona_hoopla]

Baked cookies last night call me a tradwife. Ready to marry a republican and never cum again

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Where am I going to force my friends to eat now

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Just found out my favorite hometown restaurant closed during the pandemic. I feel like a piece of my soul is gone.

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

Being home means I drive 50 mph on very road

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

What’s more important? That your toilet paper is...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Damn You’ Shouts Contact Tracer Losing Track Of Coronavirus After It Catches Hold Of Helicopter’s Ladder https://t.co/GlJeX0T9AU

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

@saraluna___ Incorrect. More boob = more power

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

One time I watched a pragerU video about feminism and why it was harmful. One of the arguments it made was that women should be thankful to men because it was a man who invented the washing machine, witch was something that liberated women

[mother of elderly chihuahua @tinyandspiteful]

He will either save the world or destroy it

[Armani @historyofarmani]

Elon Musk went from Tony Stark to Lex Luthor so fast