@IncubusMalacoda Truly filthy. We must remain chaste and proper here on Twitter dot com.
(Also hiiiiii thank you and miss you!! Hope you’re doing well 🥹💗)
New coworker has been saying things to me like:
“You call that eye level? That’s more like thigh level.”
And
“I could step on your back and crack it for you but I would probably just crush you like a roach”
And I’m just standing there like haha… yeah 🤨
@lunataur @mr_modicum As someone who has been a fan of your art for years at this point, I ALWAYS knew that you had great taste but I went to go take a look at your profile just now and I……. .. 😩❤️🔥
I’m a rock climber because it’s a fun way to promote fitness while having fun! :) There is absolutely no ulterior motive for me when it comes to successfully scaling a 60 foot object. :)) I do not daydream about the possible implications of such an activity. :)))