Rachel V

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

PM Tip: Never make commitments on behalf of your team. You're a petty powerless despot, not a monster.

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Leaping back into the ocean of content over at @VogusRachel

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

You guys, they are getting ready to blame fat folks for the COVID-19 vaccination not working properly: https://t.co/aTS22NfVhP

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

@cm1347 Have you thought about teaming up with teachers to get them the answers they are asking for at the end of their open letters? Parents and teachers are powerful allies https://t.co/lif25EXa6e

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

“These floors don’t scratch!” Cue patriotic guitar riff.

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Hey @WholeFoods this is a WEIRD edition to your weekly free papers in #cville. The rest are all local. Customer service, though helpful, couldn’t point me to any collection policy you have around stocking free print publications. Do you have one?

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

TOTALLY DONT CARE WHAT MY EX GF KAREN IS DOING by Newspaper Posing as a Free Weekly in the Grocery Store

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

“Mr. Northam telephoned Mr. Fairfax & Mr. Herring on Thursday...a Democrat familiar with the call said that the two embattled state officials said they were praying for each other.”

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Not today, Satan.

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

There’s no way to say this without sounding like a serial killer or Redbook but sleep is the greatest gift you can give someone this holiday season

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

i am waiting for the episode of snapped where the load time of a recipe website plays a key role.

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

“In conclusion: women aren’t people, Nazis have some good people, cops are all powerful people, and guns are more important than people.”

[alice @germystrong]

he had a degree in art and graphic design – and designed queen’s emblem based on the zodiac signs of the members (ugh what a virgo move)

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Me, college, breaking highlighter: THE SIGN DOES NOT EQUAL SIGNFIED
Me, now, taking notes: And now we must turn our attention the the circle, which is, of course, inextricably bound to the jerk

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Really want to know what Stella would say about this past week @GillianA

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Have a toddler to experience the rush of drinking a La Croix in secret like it’s a Class A Drug

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

you order ONE handcrank radio from amazon and all of a sudden Bezos thinks you’d watch Jack Ryan

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

The Ring, but instead of dying you get Hey Soul Sister stuck in your head.

[Kate Hidalgo Bellows @katebellows]

Given at the Students United protest

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

Thread

[RVADirt @RVAdirt]

Walking into the downtown market. Before checking my fanny pack, VSP asked if I had any lighters. Asked if I knew about wearing bandana (I have one tied to my wrist). Said no, VSP advised me if I put it on, it would be considered a mask and therefore a felony.

[Rachel V @tinyappleslice]

“These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink”

[Charlottesville City @CvilleCityHall]

RT @CvilleCityHall: All persons and bags are being consensually searched for prohibited objects and cleared for access to the #Cville security perimeter. A list of prohibited items can be found at https://t.co/xomz76BuQ7 #ResilientCville