christian

gregghead

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

if dog food is sooo good and sooo nutritious, how come I’m not supposed to eat it?

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

This would fix me

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Last girl my husband was with before me was Alaskan, can’t wait to ask if this was her

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

This is the scariest video I think I’ve ever seen

[Nebra$ka Jone$ ❄️ @CherryTNT_]

You just had to be there

[ben @PBandZee]

my godfather was so moved by this image that when i was around 8 he printed it out and got it framed to give to me

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Happy stone fruit season to all who celebrate, have some cherries in bed you deserve it

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

@TallynEtc Peggy, the Cher reveal on the screen, a beautiful curly haired woman, this is art

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

And flowers for his girl???🫦

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Hear me out…

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Obsessed w this compromise, “ok fine you can put it in your ear a little 🤭”

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

A three hour meeting is insane, have these mfs not heard of deep vein thrombosis, I watched Oppenheimer in 2 parts I can’t live like this

[SamMcPaddy @P_Dawg_]

I've yet to see a funnier pornbot interaction on this hellsite.

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Watched Furiosa this weekend the way George Miller intended, in my idling vehicle

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Please send it to me Rachel

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where rachel

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Gordon Ramsay couldn’t talk to me like that, I’d have to say something, like “woahhh hey pal”

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Father in law answered the phone with “COOKING BREAKFAST AND WATCHING PINKY BLINDERS”

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

“Let me call you back later” let me do you one better, don’t call me back at all

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

@kindle_roy Buddys loooove to eat cicadas

[christian @tinybabyidiot]

Got this cool ass water bottle and didn’t even notice it’s got my fuckin catchphrase on the back