jess rothenhoefer

🏳️‍🌈she/her

[Brandi Carlile’s Girls Just Wanna Weekend @brandiweekend]

Yesterday was a dream 🤩

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

you remind me of the babe, babe with power 👻🎃

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

@Double_Eff_Beff Congrats 💕💕💕

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

@kellyclarkson shouting out the incomparable @ilovelucius on this INCREDIBLE episode of @LasCulturistas 🤯🤩

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

a rainbow shirt in a supermarket won’t turn your kids gay but velma in her red leather suit will

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Happy Pride Month

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

the only right way to celebrate lesbian visibility week would be to give us a season 4, 5 & 6

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

Super Bowl commercials relying on celebrity cameos to make them funny actually made them … boring?

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

the real ones know #4

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

The weeks my fantasy football team does well I love playing and the weeks my team does poorly I hate it. I, in fact, do not care about fantasy football; I am just extremely competitive.

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

happy cold sore season to all those who celebrate

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

having to type out your email address to unsubscribe from an email list should be illegal

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

uh oh my workplace has officially discovered the term quiet quitting like just doing your job is a revelation

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

true love is your wife bringing the fan over so you can peacefully go to the bathroom in your 100 degree Airbnb in France

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

Took me too long to realize that I don’t hate watching sports. I just hate watching MENS sports.

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

my inner child right now 🤯

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

I don’t actually remember putting the Mystery Machine on @airbnb, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of hosting possessed my mortal body once again.

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

can we all just agree that Anne was in love with Leslie in Parks & Rec

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

hi everyone I made it into a music video with:
@brandicarlile
@ilovelucius
@SherylCrow

I have officially peaked!! 🤩

Watch it here: https://t.co/jP3SZMq9uR

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

@andrearmcintosh ❤️

[jess rothenhoefer @tinybiscuitjr]

listen, if you don’t want me to drive slowly in front of you then don’t buy a car that looks like a cop car