choir kids suck

shit choir kids say

[choir kids suck @tinychoirthings]

in the spirit of putting my sheet music where my mouth is, im starting a thread of nonwestern choral pieces! no particular order but obviously biased toward stuff i have performed and loved. feel free to reply with some rep of your own!

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

I once met an aspiring choir conductor who said that he "didn't feel comfortable" around gay people, which is sort of like being an aspiring fisherman with a crippling fear of boats

[score follower @incipitsify]

The PDF of this transcription was 65 pages long, one note per page

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

This was a hard lesson about checking your scheduled tweets

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is learn all of the little scales to play on his little instruments

[choir kids suck @tinychoirthings]

they think that knowledge of music theory is directly correlated with musicianship/appreciation of music…

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Okay, since we did green flags yesterday...

Musicians: What are your red flags 🟥 when meeting another musician? Like, something they do, and you think "I'm not gonna like this person."

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Only way to get a singer to quiet down is to put some sheet music in front of them
https://t.co/9clIw7PMkV

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Abortion is healthcare.

Music twitter is teaming up to support "Plan B♭," a fund that will directly and immediately support people seeking abortion care. Can you help us reach our goal? If you chip in, I've got something for you: (1/2)

https://t.co/yjky8ap3KN

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Heirloom

[choir kids suck @tinychoirthings]

🤭🤭…😏

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

Very helpful thank you

[isaac battle pass @flintwagon]

I don’t understand any of this birth chart stuff

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos

altos: what about us?

composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns

[choir kids suck @tinychoirthings]

yes this is about piet arion’s cover of dimash kudaibergen’s sos d’un terrien en détresse

[choir kids suck @tinychoirthings]

im a simple mezzo, i see a whistle tone and fall in love on sight