Emery

New England Native • Texas Democrat • Issuer of Tiny Complaints • NPR Enthusiast • Dog Mom

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

Don’t boo, vote! #TexasPrimary #TurnTexasBlue

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

@v_solesmith I’ve politely declined dessert my entire life, and I dislike chocolate (unless I’m pregnant apparently lol) I’ve preferred savory foods since I was a child though, hopefully I haven’t been judged for it, I know I’d never think negatively of someone declining sweets.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

It’s the crying while saying “Lofe is so hard” for me #TheBachelorette

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

I recently got my library card and today my husband asked “So how much does a library membership cost?” 😶

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

@rossillustrator It’s a very distinct smell. Could the lost memory being changing the diaper of a baby who just learned the alligator death roll?

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

A lot of times I feel like I do things just to prove to myself that I can.

Then I do it & the finished product is ok. & I know if it was something I stuck with I could master it & be THE BEST.

But then I don’t, because I already did it.

[Nathan @NathanBrown2345]

PRO TIP: You can't be "pro-life" and hate immigrant babies.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

I don’t know how you could read this article & not immediately place blame on the police, Walmart for calling the police & systemic poverty & lack of support that would bring a new mom to desperation to shop lift essentials.

https://t.co/WR0WuyLVlH

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

The way that ‘women’s work’ is devalued is insane to me - this means teaching jobs, childcare jobs, both typically women led industries, but insanely underpaid & undervalued yet absolutely essential.

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If men were the primary caregivers, had to give birth, breastfeed, leave work when the baby is sick..the world would be a completely different place.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

Being a new mom & navigating childcare & going back to work is just wild to me. I cannot believe women have just been out here this whole time doing all this without any standardized or comprehensive support.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

@RyanLostinTX It seems to have really upstaged your combo fajitas for 2

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

This is the reason why the entire global supply chain is currently in shambles.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

🙃

https://t.co/m8NWPsvBKo

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

@_PINKELEPHANTS_ NO. QUESTIONS. PLEASE.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

We went shopping yesterday & incase you need to know the appropriate length of shorts for men it’s the ones with the 5.5” inseam, thank you I will not be taking questions at this time

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

@rossillustrator @jordansydnee I love this! I’m looking forward to the fall holidays this year & switching things up, especially Thanksgiving - it’s way too much work 😅

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

Every first holiday as a family is incredibly exciting and also very stressful trying to determine what traditions we want to create.

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because Easter is about Jesus & not about egg hunts & anyone who does egg hunts doesn’t take the true meaning of Easter seriously.

So for our Easter’s as a family, I just want to do the opposite of that.

[Emery @tinycomplaints]

When I was 7 our neighbors had huge family gatherings for Easter & the egg hunt was the biggest part.
We’d sit across the street watching the kids run around shrieking & finding eggs. They always invited us to join but my dad always said no.