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Knows little, googles lots. Partially bionic.
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[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

This research paper on extracting images from reflections in human eyes is seriously mind-blowing🤯
https://t.co/yicdDqSqKa
https://t.co/FuQDGW4cTr

[verica @verica_io]

Join Verican @fetherolfjd at #kafkasummit London! He'll provide ways you can gain confidence in the steps needed to build Chaos Engineering experiments that prove Kafka cluster(s) can fulfill the needs of the business.

Learn more at https://t.co/0If9LwQqxa

#kafka

[Trisha Gee @trisha_gee]

Everyone should watch this talk

#career #programming #womenintech

https://t.co/H4EbyZv6Qr

[Ólafur Waage @olafurw]

There is a hungry bear in the room next to you.

Haskell: "Things not in this room can't harm me."

Javascript: "What's a bear?"

Rust: "We have closed and locked the door."

C and C++: "Why is everyone worried? Just don't go into that room."

[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

@nhuntwalker amazon cruelly let me put in a pre-order for doors of stone about two or three years ago, only for it to never be released.
I read A LOT of brandon sanderson to try and get over that.

[verica @verica_io]

We're having fun at #LFIConf23! If you're here, stop by our booth, say hi, and grab some swag—including a printed copy of the 2022 #VOID Report 🎉

[CNCF @CloudNativeFdn]

#KubeCon + #CloudNativeCon Europe 2023 registration is open!

🐦 Early bird pricing ends January 15th so register early! https://t.co/FFTNZoutLm

[Prowler @prowlercloud]

Prowler v3 is here!
More than a new version of Prowler; it's a whole new piece of software. Fully rewritten in Python; we added Azure as our second supported Cloud Provider; it's super fast: what took hours now takes a few minutes, and more! Read about it: https://t.co/7opW29t4l2

[Casey Rosenthal @caseyrosenthal]

What _should_ an incident report look like? Pull up a chair and unwrap your sugar plums, because when the incident database had an incident of their very own, they did a damn fine job writing it up: https://t.co/Tg4GGqTrUl

[Courtney Nash @courtneynash]

The 2022 VOID Report is out today! Find out why it's time to retire MTTR, and how to move past shallow incident metrics like duration and severity. https://t.co/prXwzDeXci

[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

@LeahNeukirchen *associative

[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

#AdventOfCode is BACK🎄
I'll be trying a different language every day ... again. Some day I might even make it through all the days. 😂

[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

@LeahNeukirchen doesn't help me with awk's associate array though

[Maybe a cookie. @tinydata42]

13 - Python
Started out with AWK ... again.
But couldn't resist Python's eval(). 🦥

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12 - D
Started out with AWK, but no proper lists/arrays and no useful errors on anything made it really painful