Fleeky Mcdeeky

at the age of 10 I asked mall Santa for hotdogs and bones for my dogs

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

7.5 retweets and I’ll finish this bucket of mayonnaise

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

8/13. Last Bon Iver run for the foreseeable future. Who is crying with me in Seattle? Starbucks on me

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Drop the beat, ya fuckin dafty! Im big apple bound and I hope it smells like shit!

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Cake is the the best band of all time. There, I said it.

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@smellindegen “Not rn mom! I’m watch I’m watching Princess Diaries 2.”

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

There’s a kid getting clips of this 100 Gecs show on his DS rn. I might be too old for this

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Well paint me blue and call me Zac Brown. It’s good to be back!

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@meatbrains In through the nose, out through the mouth, Klaw

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Bron got me wanting a hummer rn and I don’t know how I feel about fr

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Give me my paycheck, Parker! It’s fucking Friday afternoon and I am trying to hit up Guy

[Parker Conrad @parkerconrad]

We (Rippling) discovered yesterday that Silicon Valley Bank had unexpected solvency challenges. Just now, we learned that the FDIC had stepped in and effectively shut down SVB.

[Muzz @Muzz_Muzz_]

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[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@MountainDew Don’t do me like that!

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Had you told me this morning I’d be crying rn watching Nick Offerman hit the boutique for a wedding outfit, I’d have called you a liar.

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Awfully quiet in here since Frank deleted the app. Who is gonna step up and get their fingers going?

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

Alright. Who wants to buy me a tattoo?

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@spankin_frankin Touch of gray Zubi?

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@smellindegen I felt this

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

I went to Ohio for Christmas and all I got was glutinous and sedentary

[Fleeky Mcdeeky @tinydickydaffy]

@spankin_frankin Can’t wait till y’all are down. Lord knows I’ll be kicking ya