a tiny diviner

Omens and portents and dreams, oh my!

A project by @JeiDMarcade

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Ask me a yes/no question and include the phrase "Magic 8-Ball" 🎱

or

Hold any question in your mind and reply "alethiometer" to commune with Dust 🧭

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Shake the bag and draw your fate: what fresh start awaits you in the engagement ring (never worn), tintype, and ticket stub?

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Sip your tea and contemplate the dregs: the contour of a mule indicates the ascent of an innocent triple agent who will bring news of active geological fault.

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And now, the weather: expect partly cloudy skies with a terrifying certainty of pestilence today.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Your destiny is entwined with that of a petite, green-haired ceiling tile installer, whom you will meet next to a haunted cabin in the woods. Stay scorned and keep your word search within reach.

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Your destiny is entwined with that of a short, pink-haired mathematician, whom you will meet in front of an unremarkable motel. Stay exacting and keep your bottle of ink within reach.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Agree to receive the garden gnome's gift of a burnt match.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Roll the bones and behold: a bone folder, a copper coin, a skeleton key, and a tintype.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

The future is not hewn in silicone rubber, but rather, registered in bullhead phantom rheum.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Firmly but politely decline the roc's gift of a hair brush.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Your destiny is entwined with that of a sturdy, rainbow-haired advertising sales agent, whom you will meet across from a charming research station. Stay well-behaved and keep your umbrella as far from you as possible.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

And now, the weather: expect mostly cloudy skies with likely blood rain at noon.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Your destiny is entwined with that of a lanky, sharp-eyed chemical plant operator, whom you will meet next to a cursed dolmen. Stay fabulous and keep your mouse pad within reach.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Dreaming of a gratuitous leopard presages the return of the sleepless Wise Goddesses.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Reject the thunderbird's gift of a SD card.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Fascinating! Your destiny is revealed between the glass eye and freshwater pearl. Who could have fathomed?

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Shake the bag and draw your fate: what new beginning awaits you in the braided lock of hair, snail shell, and tintype?

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Pass on the goblin's gift of a set of nail clippers.

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Beware the sleepless walrus!

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Fascinating! Your new beginning is revealed between the monogrammed cuff link and chewed pen cap. Now what?

[a tiny diviner @tinydiviner]

Beware the undigested check book!