roz, aka lump 🦌

32. mostly shitposting, sometimes sidereal astrology. agender; they/them. ☀️♊-🌕♎-⬆️♏

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

it cracks me up when dudes are like "i love food! i love to eat! everything is delicious!! except mayo and sour cream and ranch!!!" brother, freud would *love* you

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

oh no

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

> "i wanna get this shirt for (partner) i doubt he would wear it but ... wait.. hold on is that..."
> zooms in
> "ooooooh no oh no oh no no no ohhh nooo oh no"

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

i can barely MOVE getting old is for the BIRDS

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

i say i am excited to embrace aging, until i sleep funny one night and wake up with a pinched nerve in my lower back that makes me want to take it all back

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

why does this keep happening to me im a good person i dont deserve this

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

ahh, grocery day. the one day where i forget absolutely everything i enjoy eating.

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

be nice to your local ghost sometimes they listen

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

> lights flickering
> "hello. i would appreciate it if you stopped flickering the lights"
> lights stop immediately
> "thank you"
> one flicker

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

evolutionarily, every food eventually becomes dumpling

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

are dumplings food carcinization

[Nishii @pinknishii]

This is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of fan art to exist. It's honestly so good I can't even fully articulate how much I love it. For the longest time I thought it was an official piece, even

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

spoilers i was totally a latchkey kid lol

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

thinking, yet again, about how i once asked my mom what a latchkey kid was and she responded, "you're not a latchkey kid" and left it at that

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

like bro it took me roughly 25 years to understand wtf was up with that

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

my brother's placements are much kinder than mine, though, and that's honestly very nice to see

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

man what kind of cosmic debt is my dad working through that both of his kids have a 6h venus ak and scorpio rahu

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

conspiracy theory incoming: spielberg paid orange to start releasing alien info as a way to get the public hype about aliens again right before spielberg's new movie about aliens comes out

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

officially at the point in my cooking journey where i can just kinda fuck around and it doesn't come out terrible which is nice

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

unhand my wive

[roz, aka lump 🦌 @tinyinterrobang]

every single time i say, out loud, that im excited for something, it gets fucked in some way and that's just mercury lorded by 12h moon things 🤪