baby bat

PhD in yapping

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

My man felt he was too dangerous to be w/me so he left me. I sat in my chair staring out the window for MONTHS. I started hanging out w/this younger guy who had a crush on me 🤭 but my man came back &we got married! The younger guy admitted to wanting to marry my newborn daughter?!

[AARON @lidolmix]

you know it’s bad when you agree with james charles

[trick ass bitch @_ki11er_]

Yeah … we think we da shit 🤨😎

[Jenni @hashjenni]

How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

[Aisha @AishaaaMarie]

Many people do not have identities outside of their jobs

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

A TX man slipped abortion pills to his wife &severely damaged the fetus.

He got sentenced to 180 DAYS & got to keep his law license.

If she had taken the abortion pills voluntarily, she would have been charged with MURDER.

This is about controlling women.

[Shantel 💭 @_essscee]

Local man discovers common sense

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

If you’ve ever been around middle class suburban white ppl you’d know it’s easy for them to get married not just bc of the lack of emotional trauma and financial stress but also bc they don’t marry based on ideologies or shared interests. They barely have a sense of self and without all of those things, finding a partner is literally based on vibes and giggles.

[trick ass bitch @_ki11er_]

Back again ☠️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

why r piercings considered unprofessional?? that’s s some real hater shit

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

Candace on her way to snitch on Phineas and Ferb

[Savannah @Savannah_FDS]

“Watch a man describe his ideal woman and see him describe a slave.”