Yvonne

just a momma in a daddy world

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Now I’m turning Covid Chubby!

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I taste vomit in my mouth. It was such a great night! #swagmom #tinyalcoholic

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Me at the frat party...it’s ok dad gave me a bite of his sandwich. #mostlyvodka #swagmom

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I don’t like sprinkles...they bother me! #swagmom #bakingadvice

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Max: I like drunk Yvonne!
Me: Everybody does!

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I’m only a little bit ghetto...I drink wine from a can but not from a box! #swagmom #notasommelier

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I feel like I have heartburn in my throat #swagmom #stronglemondrop #Fibromyalgia

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Me leaving the movies: I thought I drank a lot but I only finished half my can of wine!

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Oh look! My water bottle turned into wine...just like Jesus!

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

It was our 9/11 before it was sad 9/11 #NeverForget

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

We were sold a bill of rights! #swagmom

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

You've already had a #sixcase! #partyrock #swagmom

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I needed to take money from the drawer to tip my masseuse! #firstworldproblems

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I need to stay #turnt! #winelover #swagmom

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Isn't that a "bye Heather" thing? #swagmom #TheBachelorette

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I LOVE Sacramento!!! It's so easy to get in and out! #swagmom

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I'm going to get her drinking this summer! #swagmom #badexamplebutfun

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

I want to make a video with a baby body! #swagmom #momgoals

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

@toristratton13 I call it resourceful......& you're welcome for the tip!!!

[Yvonne @tinymama666]

Oh please! I always remember hot guys! #swagmom #stillacougar