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Not a fan of adverts that rhyme. I love all dogs more than most people.

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Because we all need a little cheering up and because I can't watch this without laughing, let's all remind ourselves of the time Elton John sang this for lockdown and someone else subtitled it. https://t.co/oZfF4YBbzN

[Safe @talkwithsafe]

#Competition - #Win a #Free Black Box Digital Safe. Just #RT & #Follow for a chance to win. #Freebiefriday #Giveaway #prize #competitiontime

[Superdrug @superdrug]

RT & follow 2 #WIN a Fruity SUPERSIZE Caramel & Pistachio Shower Gel ✨ Competition ends 23:59 28/04/25, Ts&Cs apply please see bio. 16+ and UK only. Superdrug Stores plc is the promoter.

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@PDHollyWbdog @CambsCops @FlintHouseRehab @PboroCityHosp @OscarKiloNine @OscarKiloUK @NHSEastEngland Thank you so much for coming to see us all Holly. We love you!

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@ChloePetts absolutely loved your show. Thank you for bringing a massive smile to my face.

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Oh go on then @Chris_Meloni if you insist.

[The Joyful Spark @TheJoyfulSpark]

Letting go of Anger. #blog #blogpost
https://t.co/8GcpsEGJPl

[Clicklesnap @clicklesnap]

When #PeopleOfFacebook write ARGH instead of Aww on a picture of somebody else's #newborn.

#facebook

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘Why are you asking me that question?’

This is excruciating #BBCBreakfast

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

He resigned out of a sense of shame at what had been happening under his command.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

And this, ladies and gentleman, is our Prime Minister.

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@ShowaddywaddyUK Having a wonderful evening! You guys are pure energy and joy!

[Brendan May @bmay]

More intelligent musings from the charming Tory MP for Stoke.

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

People seem gutted when the word takes 5 or 6 goes to get, jubilant if it’s 2. But the long game means you had to show deductive skill and graft; 2 just means you had some luck. You should be prouder of a 5! Forget what you think you know!! Love, your Wordle cheerleader.

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They really are a vapid, nasty bunch of thickos.
#TheApprentice

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

No one:

The boys:

#TheApprentice

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The kids are going to love it when that star rips their cheeks open.

#TheApprentice

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They are all so annoying! I'm really not sure why I'm watching but I can't look away.
#TheApprentice

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@SaiHang @greenrascal_ @SkyNews No, I read the post. The rules at the time were what should have been abided by, not the rules the following Wednesday. I don't hate Boris by any means. I hate his behaviour and his actions.

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@SaiHang @greenrascal_ @SkyNews You can meet one other person outside, not 30 of your cronies for a garden party piss up.

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If he wasn't there he'd just come out and say that surely?! What a morally bankrupt excuse for a prime minister. Do the decent thing and resign @BorisJohnson and salvage what little credibility you can.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky News understands Boris Johnson and his wife Carrie were among around 40 people to attend a drinks event in the Downing Street garden during the UK's first national #COVID19 lockdown.

Read more about this story: https://t.co/xm7PGHZxTF