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@SoFi i tried to wire funds for a home purchase and you froze all of the funds in the account. closing is on thursday. the sofi security team is refusing to accept any documentation to expedite the review and we are going to lose the house

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blast from da past @grentperez

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it's that time of the year again where i go to costco and get scared by the giant ground-breaking skeleton w lcd eyes and sound 😔

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and 😃 is ultra advanced 🙃

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😀 is advanced 🙃

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the feature when u put iphone into landscape and it turns into a clock and NOTIFIES me of EVERY minute is absolute insanity.

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i'm mctired of them choosing which words to mcify

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the McValue McMenu

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so what i use the grey gender mojis. dont read into it.

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honk mimimi honk shoo is the new kiki bouba

[The OffSeason @OffseasonFC]

We've been telling you, women's sports come with STORYLINES 🔥

The Offseason: Episode 1 out NOW.

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it is treat o'clock. treat thirty

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i cooked i cleaned i conquered

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chat gpt walked so akinator could run

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me @ wordle creators: YOU GUYS ARE WEAK. IF YOU WERE STRONG, YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THE WORD "SLIME".

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almost gave in to the temptation to comment on an ig reel

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HER FAVORITE ICE CREAM IS DOOKIE COUGH!!!!

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i've been diagnosed BROCCOLI KING!!!!

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zombie kiss person? 🤔 seems pretty realistic
group of man listen to woman? ❌❌ too unrealistic 🙅‍♀️
#TheLastOfUs

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i can only aspire to b as cool as wheel kirby