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blast from da past @grentperez

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it's that time of the year again where i go to costco and get scared by the giant ground-breaking skeleton w lcd eyes and sound 😔

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and 😃 is ultra advanced 🙃

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😀 is advanced 🙃

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the feature when u put iphone into landscape and it turns into a clock and NOTIFIES me of EVERY minute is absolute insanity.

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i'm mctired of them choosing which words to mcify

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the McValue McMenu

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so what i use the grey gender mojis. dont read into it.

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honk mimimi honk shoo is the new kiki bouba

[The OffSeason @OffseasonFC]

We've been telling you, women's sports come with STORYLINES 🔥

The Offseason: Episode 1 out NOW.

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it is treat o'clock. treat thirty

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i cooked i cleaned i conquered

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chat gpt walked so akinator could run

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me @ wordle creators: YOU GUYS ARE WEAK. IF YOU WERE STRONG, YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THE WORD "SLIME".

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almost gave in to the temptation to comment on an ig reel

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HER FAVORITE ICE CREAM IS DOOKIE COUGH!!!!

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i've been diagnosed BROCCOLI KING!!!!

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zombie kiss person? 🤔 seems pretty realistic
group of man listen to woman? ❌❌ too unrealistic 🙅‍♀️
#TheLastOfUs

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i can only aspire to b as cool as wheel kirby

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the only thing harder is trying to make a collage on an ig story. what the fuck

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why is moving an app where i want on an iphone actually one of the most challenging tasks i've ever faced