luna 🧵

talk to me fast today

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Gas Lights FC @Gaslightsfc]

This Sunday we are in the Essex premier cup final and for anyone who knows anything about Sunday football this is one of if not the biggest one to win the boys look to make history in becoming only the second ever team from Colchetser to win it

UTFGL💡❤️🖤

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Kings Park Rangers F(C) @KingsParkRFC]

WEEEE DONT CONCEDE, WEEE DONT CONCEDE!

🎶

@wivenhoetown_fc 0-1 @KingsParkRFC

#ForOla 🇳🇬

[Kings Park Rangers F(C) @KingsParkRFC]

Club Statement:

Helping Ola and his Family. ❤️

https://t.co/l8cqaU88Sf

If you cannot donate, please help to spread the word with a retweet. ❤️

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

A working family now needs £71k just to match the income of a jobless 3-child household.

This morning Starmer will claim he’ll cut welfare, but EVERYONE knows he hiked taxes to record levels to fund a bloated welfare state. Spare us. He rewards dependency, not work. Don’t believe a word he says.

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@DeborahMeaden @AllisonPearson @BBCNews Just a shame you can’t trust any of our media sources. Everything that’s shown is carefully calculated. British people just want the truth

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@SkySportsPL I can guarantee you he wouldn’t score against @KingsParkRFC

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@NoahCollard8 @KingsParkRFC Pick that out 🗑️ 😮‍💨👑

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

50 year old Jamie Cureton has become the first English footballer to score in all 10 divisions of the English footballing pyramid 🤯

His goal for Kings Park Rangers in the Eastern Counties League Division One North helped him complete the impressive list ranging from Norwich City in the PL to Dagenham & Redbridge in Non-League 🔥

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Jamie Cureton became the first player ever to score in each of the top ten tiers of English football on Saturday! 💪

Cureton turned 50 in August and joined Kings Park Rangers in the Eastern Counties League Division One North earlier this month.

🎥 [@KingsParkRFC]

[Kings Park Rangers F(C) @KingsParkRFC]

The legend has completed football! 🔥
@JamieCuro has only gone and scored in every one of England’s top 10 tiers! 🤯⚽️

From @NorwichCityFC , @ReadingFC & @QPR to the mighty KPR @KingsParkRFC at 50 years of age Curo is still banging them in for fun. 💪
That’s what you call love for the game! ❤️

@SkySports @BBCSport 📸

[Curly Kirtland @CurlySoccerAM]

50-Year-Old Striker Trying to Break His OWN Record 😳🔥#nonleague #football

🏟️ @KingsParkRFC
🗣️ @JamieCuro
🎥 @LocationFootba2

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@EssexCountyFA @GasRecFC I’m not usually one for whinging but we keep getting told week after week that player safety is priority. If that is truly the case then why are tackles like this not punished accordingly? A yellow card for this is baffling 😂

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@indykaila @NUFC I don’t think him wanting to join a bigger and better club has anything to do with him being greedy😂

[Lana Carla🌻 @_callmelana_lfc]

Well… okay

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@Darwinn99 @LFC One more season🙏🏻🙏🏻 This season is yours 🔥🇺🇾

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@_chrisflavell @Brandon_lfc7 @aBOSSNight @music_burke @The_Mighty_Mojo @kieomusic @petewylie @TheCheapThrills @timotierney Just sold them mate sorry

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@Brandon_lfc7 @aBOSSNight @music_burke @The_Mighty_Mojo @kieomusic @petewylie @TheCheapThrills @timotierney You still need 2 tickets?

[luna 🧵 @tinyplum04]

@aBOSSNight @music_burke @The_Mighty_Mojo @kieomusic @petewylie @TheCheapThrills @timotierney I’ve got 2 spare tickets for this if anyone needs them?