Dani Ulschmid

Don’t let the world bring you down.

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Nothing lulls me into a more peaceful sleep than the sweet sweet voice of Michael Gary Scott #TheOffice

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Eminem still makes me completely feral. 🥵

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Anxiety is the coolest, like who doesn’t want to be up at 3am obsessing about shit you can’t start working on until 8am?!

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I’ve never been more in love #puppylove

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I am obsessed with Mama Kelce! ❤️ She’s the real Super Bowl MVP! @dkelce1 #SuperBowl

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These commercials got RiRi looking like Cindy Lou Who and the Grinch had a love child. 😂 #SuperBowl

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My entire feed is full of Pedro Pascal & @tkelce, and I’m not mad about it.

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After getting engaged I now understand how Sméagol became Gollum. #myprecious #oneringtorulethemall

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Today was one of those days.

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@JakeNbakeX SAME. I already lost it once.

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@caitisaacson Everyone should read “The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian”

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SKOL Baby! 💜💛💜💛

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

All this just to go 8-9

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Turns out I was supposed to pay to go in the Met. My bad.

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Nothing gets me more hype for a night at the local dive bar than the classic 2000 hit song Can’t Fight the Moonlight by the National treasure that is LeeAnn Rimes.

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Please tell me I’m not the only person who looked at this and thought, “how the hell is that going to help me when I blackout?!”

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN NFL HISTORY IS COMPLETE

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💜💛💜💛#SKOL #NFCNorthChamps

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At least our coach is hotttt. #SKOL