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[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

The Great British Nonce Off

[aakansha @garlicnaando]

if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here

[Kristen @Kica333]

Sorry I can’t come to your thing. It gets dark at 5pm now. So I’m not leaving the house.

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live

[メ @BjaySwag]

working a corporate job is professional theater. My coworker just came up to me and said he caught a cold from me, which is crazy, because I faked it

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

“It can never be me.” can be you in few minutes.

[blake @blake2108]

Really was the most fitting end to James Blunt’s game. So passionately wrong about everything. Superb entertainment.

[Nicola  @NicolaCard]

Ogni volta che vado alle poste la persona prima di me ha un problema mai visto prima in tutta la storia delle poste.

[miserable little fing @u_ok_hun_]

The James Acaster apologists are doing too much. Neurodivergent people can still be twats, we're not immune #CelebrityTraitorsUK

[Bebos Shenanigans @yearnerduck]

flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut where employees share the real reasons they quit their toxic jobs.

[Philip Walford @philipwalford]

@Technovangelist @Airbnb You're in the hospitality business, not the paying-off-my-mortgage-without-consequences-or-inconvenience business.

[Ed Gleave @edgleavejourno]

My goodness, James Acaster might be the dullest booking ever seen on The Traitors. His refusal to take part in the mission was embarrassing. Getting to be a Traitor is a once in a lifetime thing and he’s wasted it… and been tedious to watch #CelebrityTraitorsUK

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[piercheney @LVpolitic]

Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a piece. Store says they can find something comparable, for her.
She blast them.
Store replies, says the piece is a permanent fixture, not for sale.
Ppl post photo of the piece showing it’s a permanent fixture.
In picture is a $15K price tag. Amazing.

[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.

[Ama🇬🇭 @Wandaxsolos]

And this is why him cheating later on makes noooo sense. He was obsessed with her

[K17🥷🏾 @K17_xa]

Brazil is 1 stop from Heathrow