Hoby Tunter

Official Tweet Counter and bad beard enthusiast

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@tinytobz for UNSG - if that's all the candidates offer, I got this! #votefortobz #SGdebate

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@ttlaulainen nothing in the world can change in during his term. His plan is CONRETE. NO CHANGES #SGdebate

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Vuk Jeremic has a CONCRETE PLAN. DO YOU GET IT YET?? It's written down so it is set. CONCRETE. Can't change. Honest #SGdebate

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Howw can the has-been Bernie Sanders still get 10,000 people to a rally and 3 UNSG candidates get less than 2000? Relevance #SGdebate

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#SGdebate WE. DON'T. VOTE. GIVE US SOME HONEST OPINIONS, NOT A SALES PITCH

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#SGdebate if we just listen to these candidates, you'd think world peace was a new goal of the UN. Has Ban Ki Moon not been addressing this?

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#SGdebate vuk jeremic we got you have put forward a platform. Move on.

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My beard hairs are finally longer than my pubes. A big day for me. Come over and congratulate me @TwitterUK

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.@emamarinaccio @MaxxiStrulla Navy officer? Pfft, that's not a real job... try counting all of the world's tweets.

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I'm not half the man @RealStevenAdams is.... no, literally, he's 115kg and I'm 56

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. @robbie_hunter27 it is much harder being your brother Robert. The shadow is overwhelming.

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I DECIDE WHEN BEARDS ARE NO LONGER COOL https://t.co/5gtEWZHsuJ

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Contemplating leaving @TwitterUK and becoming a beard model. Can I make it? @models_1 @HipsterBeardC #beardmodels

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Hence why I'm the least responsible person you know.

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@bigtobz @sdowns realistically, we're all just parodies of @BigTobzsf #UnoMyStyle

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It took me five bloody years to grow this thing, like I'd get rid of it on the basis of some stupid seasonal change. https://t.co/EhaHqkqO99

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Does anyone know of any online support groups for people with infinitely more talented siblings? #livingintheshadows cc. @robbie_hunter27

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Who wore it better? @RealStevenAdams

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Been thinking today about beards through history that I really admire and thought I'd share them with you.

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Really pleased for both City and Liverpool that they're still in European competition this week. Two great clubs. Hope they get through.