Katie Tompkins

funny trumps everything... not THAT kind of trump. ew.

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

@dandiophile i llllloved the metgala this year

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

theres never enough pralines in the icecream
#wheresthenuts

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

It's the worst environmental disaster that Colombia has seen in decades, and the number of barrels spilled is still unclear https://t.co/CAkJmxNmBt

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

@jacksoncreek ermergerd the 3d effects were amazing in the theater

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

listen, pots that veggies are cooked in practically clean themselves #yourewelcome

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

#boring

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

every parents nightmare is not if but when their child starts pulling out the caillou's #ToddlerLife

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check out this beautiful #sarong made by my talented mother-in-law. #Khmer #Cambodia #foolproof

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

@taylorswift13 @Drake dear drake, please stop dancing like nobody is watching (sorry xo love your music though)

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

Fidel Castro has died. My toddlers seamonkeys have also died. Double funeral at the toilet at noon.

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

If you need to do the time warp, feel free to come visit my jewellery box. #yourewelcome

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

tip 682: When your girl is tryin' to look pretty, dont tell her she looks like #soNreal frm "that video".

[Katie Tompkins @tinytompkinsk]

this first tweet goes out to my one follower, @christina__jane.
word, girl.