Sarah Cooney

As seen on Good Morning America

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

Which does God prefer, Ah-men or A-men

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

@AOC We all already knew it, but this alone tells me you don’t know ANYTHING about the dynamics of Middle East. Stay in your lane, AOC.

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

Welp, it’s been fun. See you in 4 more years, X!

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

To be fair…Abdul x2 #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

I don’t know about y’all, but this debate brought me so much joy 🥲 Nothing better than a live-tweet 💙 #Debate2024

[the grink @jakebeleafs]

The Trump Abdul from the taliban story just made me cry laughing. “I sent Abdul from the taliban a picture of his house and he said why are you sending me a picture of my house and I said you’re going to have to figure that out Abdul”

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

And we’re back to “the illegals are destroying our country.” His entire platform. #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

“You don’t believe in things the American people believe in…like fracking.”

Honestly, that’s his BEST example?! Lol #Debate2024

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

@abitofinterest I think you mean based

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

“I have concepts of a plan. I’m not president right now.” He says in the job interview 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

I mean, “Obamacare” is literally the reason why I currently have good health insurance after years of sucky short-term policies. #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

“I built one of the greatest economies in the history of the world.” - LOL Trump #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

Daviiiiiiid with the race quote🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻 #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

“Figure it out, Abdul.” #Debate2024

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

"In Springfield, they're eating the dogs," Trump said. "They're eating the pets." Springfield police have said there have been zero reports of animals stolen and eaten. https://t.co/of0TanKWHz

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

Dang, that Polish Pennsylvanian stat was 🔥🔥🔥 #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

“It wouldn’t have happened with me.” Bro, Putin is already your bestie, so yeah, he doesn’t need to endorse you again. #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

Two state solution. Thank you, @KamalaHarris. 100% the only option for the future peace and freedom of both peoples. #Debate2024

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

@WillSta83596181 Not hard to guess this would be a question

[Sarah Cooney @tinytornados]

David mother-effing Muir with the direct quotes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#Debate2024