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I take everything deadly serious.

Political extremist of some sort. (Can't decide between hoppean or authoritarian Christian nationalist)

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@Rho_die Well taken literally both works require me to be a woman so I choose death

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@lydiakauppi This is just a hamburger but the patty isn't cooked for some reason

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@bathcat Won't pouring grease down the drain become your problem though?

I thought the reason you weren't supposed to do it is because it'd solidify in the pipes, get stuck, and eventually create a blockage.

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@BaileyStan12 Grilled cheese, Reuben, Rachel, cheese steak sub, meatball sub, toasted subs in general.

Really the only sandwiches you don't cook/toast are cold lunch meat sandwiches, and tuna or chicken salad sandwiches, neither of which are shown in the photo.

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@jeezy9z That's a good thing, btw.

All games "getting taken seriously" means is that devs are given incentives to appeal to people who don't care about video games as a whole and are only here for a trend, or to signal their totally real and not just for show avant garde tastes.

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@TilllyNeonn I'm told that when I was a toddler my family went to the beach and at one point they saw me eating sand by the handful.

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@veatchme I know that is a common quality to attribute to democracy, but literally everything that preceded it was better.

The LCMS however is the best we have.

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@melancoptimist No, subway

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@CheeseForEvery1 Really tho it's amazing how many sports are just "what if we took soccer and made it good"

Usually by making everything (field, ball, goal, teams) smaller and possibly adding contact or changing how the players handle the ball

Hockey+field hockey, basketball, lacrosse, handball

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@GeoChonker The Confederacy should've been allowed to secede.
Grant helped prevent that, and then forced cultural hegemony onto them.

Idk why Cheney is winning though, it should be eliminate both.

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Geo's Basedness Tournament DAY 2 Matchups:
Today I'm going to put all the polls in one thread so its easier to go vote on all of them.

In todays matchups we have infamous figures such as John F. Kennedy, Notch, Me, and Job from the Bible.
VOTE BELOW

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@AntoniusOhii @Yapman1 I'm aware the post is a joke, but I figured there was a truthful sentiment of "you should not ask people out after mass" behind it.

I've already had a short back and forth with someone else here that's shown me I guessed wrong.

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@jack_stargate I was a bit confused about that.

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@StKarsten @justalexoki The Doug Doug strategy

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@uindourika Is re4 an action adventure game?

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@AutumnLovesGuns @Yapman1 Then why is asking someone out so taboo? Genuinely asking.

Like I know this guy didn't actually report the girl to anyone, but I'm guessing the sentiment of "they should not have asked me out here" is true, but fellowship is exactly the kind of place where that'd happen.

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@SUPERBLOWFLY 5. Previewing to see if it's even worth pirating (yes I have done this).

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@TFG_Football You have yet to see the fun in destruction