tinytrtle

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I take everything deadly seriously.

Political extremist of some sort, either ancap or Christian nationalist.

I hate the character limit.

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@zanyfen I guess nobody ever really liked Shakespeare (or at least the like 1/4 of his works that were tragedies).

We've just been lying for hundreds of years.

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@lettuce_isgood Kinda me?

I'm Lutheran so my opinion of Roman Catholicism is "meh" at best. But on Twitter any faithful Christian is a good sight.

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@Chinatsuenjoyer Ok but doesn't 7 have a bunch of associations with God/Godliness?

And if you're at 7, you might as well have 3 more to make it a nice, round 10.

And if you're at 10, why not make it a dozen, even a baker's dozen!

At 13, why not have 2 more to make it a nice, divisible-by-5 15?

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@NobodyIsOurGuy It should either be an option in a menu, or you should have both an auto disappearing marker(s) and a permanent until removal marker(s).

So I'll vote no

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@sailaunderscore Eating at the park to avoid crumbs on the floor is probably the smartest thing I've ever heard.

I wouldn't have even thought to try avoiding crumbs on the floor.

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@MintAfton I thought the ncpd scanner things were reoccurring.

Other than that, wtf you need more money for? What is there left to buy?

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@solminingpunk Almost 8 bucks!?

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@LRH_Superfan Y'know I've actually pilk (pepsi+milk, I've never heard or seen it referred to in generic or any other brand's terms) before and it wasn't bad.

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@Skyline_Husky Step 1: move all ancaps to Ohio
Step 2: get a governor or state legislature willing to take this to court, and a enough federal judges willing to make the correct ruling
Step 3: Ancapistan achieved.

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@JAPversus This post made me realize that despite seeing plenty of the dev updates, I had no idea what Family Time was called.

I had to look it up just now, and my reaction wasn't "oh now I remember" it was "oh so that's what it's called".

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@Aelthemplaer Because it's not commercializable enough for it to have become truly secularized like Christmas. And enough Americans have a need to pretend that America isn't a Christian nation that "it's a Christian holiday" isn't seen as a valid reason to make it a national holiday.

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@femcelisms Usually only Americans need to search out low calorie options.

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@kemesi_ Do you have an actual problem with the food, or just that we call it goulash?

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@david_z30droid @kemesi_ "Dear God, the sludge how could you eat that!" *takes a scoop out of his own sludge bowl*

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@quorydora You're allowed a favorite team in each division

One will be a team you root for no matter what, another will be a team from the opposite conference that you only root against when they play that first choice

all others will be below those two, and ranked according to your whims

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@val1ty And then has sex with you later on

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@AnxSoSassy I don't know anything about the middle 4, but I'm willing to bet based on the other 3 that the truth is literally the exact inverse of this.

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@atlanticesque I'm confused what are the possible values of X supposed to be here?

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@pipkinpippa Evil?