Sandy

Cranky expat. Tofu-eating wokerati.

'The socialism I believe in isn’t really politics. It is a way of living. It is humanity.'

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@exitthelemming I'm so sorry 💜 much love to you and your family. Your dad was an incredible person

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@FreddyQuinne I reckon his mate at some point became not his mate and this is the now not a mate's revenge....

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@johnynijin @MirrorDarren Because he was shitfaced at the time? 😂

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#bbcmnc When did @chris_sutton73 become Tony Ten Clubs?!

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@vhic_tore @FabrizioRomano He doesn't start until January you cabbage, that's 10 months off

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@mazymixer You walked into that mate 😂

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I don't know what Jermain Jenas did but thank the Lord he did it cos he's insufferable

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@JennMGreenberg It's a baking tray

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@AdamCrafton_

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@Parody_PM The Shitehawks

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@AdamCrafton_ He seems nice, and by nice I mean an absolute twunt

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@trussliz Nobody stopped you speaking love, you threw a strop and walked off 🤷‍♀️

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@Dpn76 @StephenMcGann @ByDonkeys You do realise they've done similar to blokes, or are you defending Liz bc you fancy her? 😆

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@othingstodo_com Absolutely yes

Having said that, I haven't drunk alcohol for months, so it's not a huge sacrifice!

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Imagine if the hashtag #ToxicMuskulinity started trending now…

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@GuillermElodie Gammonati

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@Matt_Pinner I'd do it for $2.75 and a beer

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@SueSuezep Brains and morals?

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@NoContextBrits Holibobs 🤮