Tiny Waving Snail

Presidential harasser. If you follow me & I ain't follow back, tell me.

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Is there anything more convenient than, "Rules for thee but not for me?"

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@Faithsfury That's the perfect description for what he does, damn.

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How tf is DJ Khaled even famous? He adds exactly nothing to other artists songs.

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Was gon get my Hot Fries fix and saw they doin ranch ones now. Ehhhhh I'll stick with hot & cheddar.

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@DigitalDaggers @nbcsnl @djkhaled Echo...echo...echo...We ThE bEsT

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@ang_j1 @nbcsnl @djkhaled Excuse me are you tryin say he ain't the best?

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@TheTrueAmerica5 Eh, I don't like making tons of resistance Tweets. It's not like Tweeting does anything. If anyone wanna follow though, I'll follow back.

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@Tbull426 @YNB @LoqueeshaMovie Wendy Williams already did 😑

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

To the half of white Republicans polled, who say it would bother them some or a lot to hear a foreign language spoken in a public place, I’m truly very sorry that あなたは無知だ.

[Tiny Waving Snail @tinywavingsnail]

@LuvMacyIsabella @realDonaldTrump Pittsburgh, what's goood

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Estoy intentando aprende español. Ayuada? What's the best way to learn beside apps?

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You fucking know what..

[𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 @mickru79]

Cannibal 1: I really need to freshen my breath

Cannibal 2: Here, have these Men Toes

[Tiny Waving Snail @tinywavingsnail]

@yourmusicsucks Girl, fuck that. The judge should see your side, but idk there are seriously shit judges out there. Never had to deal with CYS but heard some horror stories. I can appreciate what they do but when they fuck up they need to own it.

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Never thought I'd see the day I'd hear a black dude say "well gosh" 100% seriously...I found a real life black Flanders 😂

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Don't shit talk a dude's mama. Where you been his whole life? So close to mother's day and you wanna drag his mom AND dad's name through the dirt? Lol shut up, hoe.

[Tiny Waving Snail @tinywavingsnail]

Public service announcement that even with "safe" sex, pregnancy is still possible. Someone close to me just suffered a miscarriage...no idea she was pregnant. This is why "hurr durr use condoms" isn't even close to a good argument against Planned Parenthood.

[Xx xxxxxxxxx @TimothyEastman5]

@kyledcheney They should hold him in contempt AND make him appear at their convenience

[Tiny Waving Snail @tinywavingsnail]

The one thing I miss about FB. Grandma posts 😂

[ROSIE @Rosie]

joe biden - for people who believe we need another old white guy to save us #no2joe