TinyWeeFiction

''In a single tweet,'' said @beardybiscuits, ''I will give you love, war, adventure and peril.'' And so he did, throwing in some zombies to boot.

[TinyWeeFiction @tinyweefiction]

Hello everyone! Apologies that it's been ages since I last posted, don't know where the time went! If you like flash fiction, please check out my new 300-word story, The Chromatologist's Dying Breath.
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@mybucketofparts Hibernating. 😉

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There were many ages to humankind: stone, bronze, iron, steam, space, nano, chrono and meta, after which we were something else entirely.

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Staring out of the window at passersby, it is mutually understood that any eye contact is an intrusion on their part. Such antisocial power.

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The witch cursed the boy to a life of storytelling. Each waking hour he would speak of heroism, peril and love, all from a windowless cell.

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Placing the iron to yesterday's shirt, I removed clear signs of exhaustion. With fake smile and sunglasses, I then did the same to my face.

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Mother would remove the innards, strip the fat, cook the meat, serve the meal and clean up the mess. All I had to do was burn the clothes.

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Her breathing was keeping me awake. Partly because it was so heavy, partly because it was on my face, but mostly because I live alone.

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Jane decided that she'd rather be loved widely than loved deeply. A soulmate would be great, but she preferred a large Twitter following.

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I watched my grandma stand up from her armchair and walk across the living room, only to disappear in front of the urn that holds her ashes.

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I awoke just before hitting the ground. Relieved it was only a dream, the panic crept back when I saw the flight attendants looking worried.

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"I love you so much," she whispered, "please don't leave me." I held her tight and suppressed a sob, hoping the dream would never end.

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"Sorry, you're in the wrong place." He flicked a tiny speck from his immaculate blazer. "This is the UK City of Couture."
[For @2017Hull]

[Nancy Kotkin @Brave_New_Words]

@tinyweefiction In the regenerative spring warmth, the robin and the worm had a stand-off. Half the worm lost.

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The spring hay fever left just in time for the summer bug, giving him space to then squeeze in an autumn cold before the Christmas flu.

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He called a spade a spade. He also called a house a house, a radio a radio, a wheel a wheel. Then, one day, his wife bought him a thesaurus.

[Ilana @IlanaMiraL]

So, @tinyweefiction is the best thing ever.

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Surrounded by family and loved ones, he beckoned them closer. Then, with his dying breath, he wheezed, "I spent it all. YOLO, bitches!"

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"Analogue artist, specialising in coloured graphite to eternalise modern minutiae." He smiled; that sounded much better than "cartoonist".

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"Yes, it's true that the customer isn't always right," said my boss with a sigh, "but the more you prove them wrong, the less they spend."