smatsatsa.🫧

one of one, none before and none to come.

[smatsatsa.🫧 @tinyyyiko]

ate up that colgate smile real bad. 🤭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[Muna @I_am_Munaa]

South Africans let’s not touch Congolese, we know what’s happening in their country.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

People will succeed whether you like them or not. God is not your uncle

[telle @telleeetubby]

"' I will bounce back, I always do" kusho mina ngiziduduza sengidle imali yami yokugcina😔😔

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

My 5 year plan really does NOT involve children hey?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Accepting the fact that you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[27. @dimvji]

i think i've managed to reach the perfect balance between losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

the top comment 😭

[Sinethemba. @cnehshuga]

The sun rising at 7:49 is so crazy 😭 summer needs to come soon

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

The “real” soccer fans are SO irritated by us part-timers 😭😭😭✋🏾 tjo guys askies.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭

[refentse @refentsek_]

“so I’ve been monitoring Rorisang’s husband’s Instagram page” is such an insane thing to casually tweet lmaooo

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

MISSING

A reshare will be appreciated.
#KoenaVsDirtyCities

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking😭😭😭

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

I stopped watching The polygamist midway coz I was getting worried that he will want to sleep with me too😭😭