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[TJS @tiovedra]

Como fue?

[Helena Villar @HelenaVillarO]

Embajador ruso en EE.UU.: Rusia no tiene planes de apoderarse del territorio extranjero y considera que Donbass es parte de Ucrania.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[TJS @tiovedra]

@brown_shmurda @sa10nee None of that was said in the posted video. This account is spamming stuff

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP!

The documents Trump just released following his speech show that Russians worked with American officials to advance stories about Burisma and Joe Biden being corrupt.

Someone is going to get fired tonight for accidentally allowing this one to be declassified.

[Miguel Morenatti @MiguelMorenatti]

Llevo dos horas apostado a la otra parte del estadio con un objetivo 600 mm para hacer esta foto....!

[IKEA España @IKEASpain]

Nunca sabes quién puede terminar lavándote el pelo.

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

ESTO HA SECADO A UNA DELANTERA QUE LLEVABA 16 GOLES EN 6 PARTIDOS.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Luis Arturo Herrera @RealArturoH]

Remittances accounted for 3.16% of Mexico's GDP in Q1 2026 (14.368 billion USD), but there are anomalous municipalities whose remittance growth defies explanation. Municipalities like San Cristóbal de las Casas (Chiapas) saw their remittances surge 14-fold — from 68 million USD annually before 2019 to 928 million in 2025 — or Ocosingo, deep in the Lacandón jungle, which multiplied them by 29 (from 7 to 210 million USD).

Even Mexico City boroughs with no migration tradition like Benito Juárez (6x, from 72 to 416 million USD) and Tlalpan (6x, from 63 to 363 million USD) show growth that no demographic or economic factor can account for. A counterfactual model with a 6-year baseline identifies 204 municipalities with statistical anomalies, totaling 9.724 billion USD in unexplainable excess — equivalent to 0.53% of GDP. These same municipalities show median drug-dealing crime rates 10 times higher than normal ones.

Remittances became the cartel's washing machine. That's why Trump wants to control them. Not all remittances are illegitimate, but the added controls and bureaucracy will hurt immigrants who work legally.

[Iustinianus @57R4705]

En 1942, Hitler, que no toleraba que se fume en su presencia, fue a Finlandia a pedir tropas a Mannerheim.

Durante la reunión, este encendió un cigarrillo. Como Hitler no dijo nada, Mannerheim se dio cuenta de que Adolf no estaba en condiciones de dictar condiciones.

[rektober @rektober]

damn president Xi rly knows what Trump likes

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect Thursday in Spain as a 37 year old man:

10:00 - Wake up
10:30 - Mother brings breakfast to bed
11:30 - Take two buses to a €900/month job
12:30 - 2 hour coffee break
13:30 - Receive a call that squatters have occupied apartment
14:00 - Eat lunch for €4, complain it used to be €2
15:00 - Siesta
16:30 - Join protest against tourists ruining Barcelona
20:00 - Talk with an unemployed friend how Spain has the highest quality of life
22:00 - Have sex with two neighbors while drinking sangria
00:00 - Sleep in a childhood bedroom under a Real Madrid poster

Life in Spain is simply paradise

[Rubén Pueyo @Aqui_mi_casa]

Conocer el sexo de un bebé en 1993:

- Ir a la ecografía con nervios
- Preguntar “¿niño o niña?”
- Llamar a los abuelos desde el fijo
- Comprar un pijama azul o rosa
- Celebrarlo en casa con una sonrisa y una llamada

Conocer el sexo de un bebé en 2026:

- Alquilar una masía para explotar un globo aerostático de confeti
- Contratar fotógrafo, dron, violinista y community manager
- Hacer llorar a 23 adultos antes de saber si es niño o niña
- Repetir la sorpresa porque la abuela miró mal a cámara
- Convertir una ecografía en la Super Bowl del útero

[Acyn @Acyn]

Coons: Our president said that we never asked for and never received anything from our NATO allies. Was that your experience in Afghanistan?

Hegseth: I've written extensively about that, and the vast majority of my experience was frustration with the limits of what those troops were able to do because of the political caveats, rules of engagement limits that came from there.

Coons: But you don't doubt or question that about a third of all the combat casualties in our war in Afghanistan were our NATO partners and allies?

Hegseth: I would have to go back and check that number

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Anthropic with Software engineers:

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Kateryna Lisunova @KaterynaLis]

‼️⚡️OMG, this is next-level trolling! 😅 Zelenskyy released an official presidential decree allowing Russia to hold its parade in Moscow, specifically stating that Ukraine would exclude Red Square from its strikes for the duration of the parade—while also including the exact military coordinates of Red Square in the decree.

DECREE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE
No. 374/2026

On Holding a Parade in Moscow.

Taking into account numerous requests, and for humanitarian purposes outlined during negotiations with the American side on May 8, 2026, I hereby decree: To permit the holding of a parade in the city of Moscow (Russian Federation) on May 9, 2026.

For the duration of the parade (starting at 10:00 a.m. Kyiv time on May 9, 2026), the territorial sector of Red Square shall be excluded from the operational use plan of Ukrainian weaponry. Red Square sector coordinates:

55.754413 37.617733
55.755205 37.619181
55.753351 37.622854
55.752504 37.621538This Decree shall enter into force on the day of its signing.
President of Ukraine
V. ZELENSKYYMay 8, 2026

[Guri Gashi @E_GuriGashi]

I used to be critical of Europe’s excessive regulations, but I’ve grown quite fond of them

I’m glad our food isn’t loaded with 50 toxic or carcinogenic ingredients, that I can charge all my devices with a single cable, that my products last longer, and that they’re designed to be easily repaired

People outside of Europe can talk all the shit they want about the EU, but improving quality of life for the average consumer is a huge W in my book