Ti Cersley

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The world is currently in shuffle play! Bob Ross and Mountain Dew...

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Everyone’s goal in life should be becoming Kristen Wiig’s best friend.

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Watching college football, Clemson specifically, reminds me of my late friend Shawn because we used to watch SNL not college football.

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How are your values attached to a murder weapon exactly?

[Madonna @Madonna]

“I’ll give you love”…. And more to watch and listen!
Stream/download the original Erotica remixes: https://t.co/z2M9hJuDqB
Watch the Erotica video, now in HD: https://t.co/0xt4KTdnr7
xx Dita

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“If anyone who has an ear let him here.”#delusionsofgrandeur.

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The most protected man... you can’t even blow up his car.

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Clang clang clang went the trolley!

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Anyone, anyone! born in the United States... 35 years of age or older, is more qualified than he is to run for president.

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Your life is a lie and my life is a lie if we let a liar control our lives.

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Has anyone asked the question...“Does Mike Pence have a pool”?

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Stop worrying about erasing history and start making it!

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“Grease”’ was originally titled “Vaselina”. Why does that sound like a discarded drag queen name to me?

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#moisturefarmerslotinlife

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Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were just over twenty when they were given baby Luke. 17 years later they are 50. These are things that would anger me 15 years ago. #GoodOldDays

[Ti Cersley @tiphone23]

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru were just over twenty when they were given baby Luke. 17 years later they are 50. These are things that would anger me 15 years ago. #GoodOldDays

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Maybe it wasn’t the flower’s fault maybe it was the gardener. #finallyblossoming

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I believe there is only one truth, and then there is what you and your therapist come up with to make you feel better. #singlelife

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A couple of silver spoons

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Not sure which member of EXO is my favorite. But I think his last name is either Lee or Kim.

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The ending of “The Sound of Music”, is so tense...they never explain if the Toby Reiser Quintet receives first prize by default.