Emily Tippets

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

People who listen to their phones on full volume in public or a room full of people. Why. do. you. do. that?

[Michael Johnson @StackBackpack]

When someone gets killed for only ever encouraging and engaging in debate--expressly to avoid violence from deeper and deeper differences developing--the person that killed them and the ghouls celebrating their death are NEVER the good guys.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@StackBackpack She wore it best.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

Husband: let me know when my hot chocolate is ready, I’m going outside to get cold in preparation. #thingsmyhusbandsays

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

Every time I go to the eye doctor, the assistant takes me back and has me remove my contacts. I’m so blind without my contacts that when the eye doctor comes in, I can’t see anything. I have been going to the same eye doctor for five years and I have no idea what he looks like.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

My husband walks into the house, says to me, “Hey Meatball!”
Says to our dog, “HEEEEEY BABY!”It’s now clear where I stand.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@Kel_Music Hahahahahaha. I hate this.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ToastyHug Exactly. 😂

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

Are people even allowed to have babies if they don’t take pictures of them on a blanket every month that says how old they are?

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@Kel_Music @Spotify @PostMalone @kennyg @halloates You're welcome for the Kenny G. Suggestion.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ToastyHug Haha! Ouch.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ToastyHug Thank you.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

If you'd asked me this morning what my plans were for today, I wouldn't have included taking a nap in a closet. And yet, here we are. #idontknow

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ZacksJerryRig But like... why?

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ToastyHug 😂

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ToastyHug What a stud.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@dtippets @Cheesecake 😂😂😂 David's worst nightmare.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@ZacksJerryRig I STILL feel that way after watching one of your videos.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

@VnillaGorilla56 Be right back, I've got to go make a purchase on Amazon.

[Emily Tippets @TippetsEmily]

Why do I feel like people are judging me when my windshield wipers are moving faster than theirs?