Uncle Jo

Phillipians 4:13.
P2P is cool..

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

No success until you accept the pain of discipline.

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

What quote most resonates with you?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I think it is funny that your wife decides if and when you fuck. Decides how your income is spent while refusing to contribute her income to the home. Gives you curfew ortherwise she locks you out and stay mad at you. Decides if you eat at home or not. Decides if you have guests or not, and when they should leave. Decides who you can be friends with and whom you should cut off. Makes all the rules at home otherwise you won't have "peace." Disrespects and violates you at will.

This is what women call partnership. This is what men call "marry first."

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@tobyasky I'm also a level 5 in CIPS, but stay in Nigeria. Please is there any tips you could share in getting a job offer in Europe?

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@StrawberriCurls Very stupid take here, the comments from this gender is even more crazy .

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@g_ben007 @Ade_doxxa @PuntrrAi Dear @PuntrrAi please convert to betano code

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@dbayexquisite Can I dm?

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@Val_Gadget how does this work?

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@autocareplusng top work fr..hope to get one some day

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@Deejay_tunez 😂 oya nah

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@tobyasky Egypt 2 - Senegal 1
Nigeria 1- Morocco 0

[O.G OF SOKOTO🤴🏽 @allhajinallah]

When Custom Officer seize anything from you or your loved ones.
The officers are mandated to provide Notice of Seizure, we call it Seizure Receipt

If you don't collect your Seizure Receipt, what it means is this

The custom officer did not document it and may fail to report it in their office, which will give them the grace to sell it or enrich themselves with what they seize from you

The officer must provide a written document stating what was seized and why (the specific legal grounds or offense).

You have 30 days from the date on the Notice of Seizure to file a formal "Notice of Claim" to contest the seizure.

If you contest the seizure, Customs generally cannot dispose of the goods without a court order of condemnation.

Know your right

Instead of begging those Customs officers, collect your Seizure receipt and contest it within 30 days

You may want ask, Atanda how do i contest it within the 30 days

Submit a formal Notice of Claim to the Customs Area Controller (CAC) at the Area Command where the goods were seized. This letter should detail why the seizure was unlawful
Or

If the administrative claim is rejected in step one, you can file a lawsuit in the Federal High Court.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

Reference,
Nigeria Customs Service Act 2023,

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

My goal is to one day hear Jesus say, “Well done, my faithful servant.” | Jeremy Doku

[gst @wearegst]

As the year comes to an end, gst ranked the worst Nigerians of 2025. 🧵

[Uncle Jo @tipsdealer]

@APointVisuals @_kennyblaze1391 Congratulations 🎊

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Last Christmas without a car.

[outspoken and more @lohwis]

Joshua 21:45
Not a single one of all the good promises the LORD had given to Lois was left unfulfilled; everything he had spoken came true.

Psalm 65:11
Thou crownest the year with thy goodness; and thy paths drop fatness

KEEP SPEAKING/PRAYING

🤍&💡

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Major cheat code in life:

Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities. “This has been wonderful, but I need to go.” No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies. Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or leave badly. Master the exit.

[Sir Eazi @mreazi]

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our CFO asked me to "audit" our software subscriptions last week.

He sent me a spreadsheet with 200 rows. Slack, Zoom, Jira, Notion, Trello, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

He wanted me to survey the team to see which tools were essential.

I told him: "Surveys are for people who care about feelings. I care about OpEx."

I deleted the spreadsheet.

Instead, I logged into the corporate Amex portal and reported the card as lost.

Every single auto-renewal in the company failed instantly.

I call this "The Scream Test."

It’s simple Darwinian procurement.

If a tool goes down and nobody runs to my desk screaming within 4 hours? We didn't need it.

The Marketing team was at my door in 10 minutes begging for Adobe. We renewed it. The Sales team was crying about the CRM in 20 minutes. We renewed it.

But here’s the interesting part.

The HR department’s "Employee Wellness & Engagement Portal" ($12,000/year) has been down for six days.

Not a single person has noticed.

I didn't just save money. I quantified the exact value of our corporate culture.

It is zero.

Stop auditing. Start unplugging. If it’s important, they’ll scream. If they don't scream, it’s just noise.