miss trial ⛓👠💋

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❛ . . . yeah, so? —- @ministryslippin

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

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[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

[ it’s an effort, but seeing how much those two like each other makes her think it’s worth it. and she’s become a fan of the pooch too, there’s no denying that.

after replacing the nylons for pajama pants, she joins them in the living room. ] no, no, continue. i’m not here.

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

( peppering bratwurst in kisses, he doesn’t notice kim at first. instead, blissfully unaware of being caught a fool. and to think he didn’t want the dog at first…

either way, when caught, his cheeks flush a funnily-embarrassed pink. )

it seems we have company, bratty.

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

[ overhearing this with a huge smile while changing in their bedroom, she decides to peek through the doorway while shimmying her hose off. ]

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

wiieeener dog, wiiieener dog, how did you get so longgg~.. wiieener dog, wiiieeener dog, come listen to my song~~.. wiieener dog, wiiieeener dog, it’s you who i adore~~.. how i loooove you, wiener dog!! riding on your skateboard!

( cue bratwurst trying to escape from his arms )

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

@ministryslippin |. OMG BRATWURST!!! COMMON GABSJIMMY W

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

real + true

[𝖆𝖙𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝖔𝖌𝖉𝖊𝖓. @awaywardscn]

no jimmy = worse

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

@WadepccI @voiceofsatet |. THATS HOW I KEEP READING IT

[cheddar 🤍 skittles & yodito @chedstack]

oaghe yeh thatse the spot

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

😇😘

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

😈😈😈

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

😍🥰

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

his swagless looks and cringeful personality have me in a grip

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

his pussy is weirdcore and the sex is silly and strange

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

|. you don’t know her!! leave her alone get a job!!

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

|. this is how i gatekeep kim wexler

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

🤔

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

aquarius, it'd be good to blackmail a leo.

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

i never said she wasn’t beautiful. [her eyes follow the fish as she swims to the surface, probably assuming that human equals food]

i think if she got sick you’d notice. if you’re worried, maybe there’s a fish expert you can take her to?

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

( a brow lifts and his gaze moves from Kim back to the fish. ) don’t bodyshame her. she’s beautiful. she deserves all the fish flakes.

…. do you think she’s sick? what if she isn’t just getting podgier?

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

yes. [leaning closer to the tank and beaming widely at the fish]

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

are you calling her fat?

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

she’s growing sideways.

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

… sideways?

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

sideways.

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

huh.. the goldfather looks different today— how interesting… the scale.. there’s one extra.

hm… she must be growing….

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

well now i’m going to.

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

aquarius, don't dance with a blanket.

[miss trial ⛓👠💋 @tipsthescale]

looking rather unimpressed as she nurses a decaf. doctor’s orders…