your mom

[Mr. Fusion @patrusselljr]

@GZzyzyx @TbirdTr3y_10

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Cernovich Twitter obv has a strong left wing bias

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Your mother doesn't want third rate pancakes and watered down mimosas, she wants grandchildren you God damn millennial.

[Doni 🏴 @DoniTheMisfit]

Black Lives Matter, until it's in an abortion clinic.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@rondeaulivia Girl, he's going to expect the same energy when you're married.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@humanidee @Cernovich Honest question, because as a mom of 4 and 2 miscarriages, and all of my pregnancies were met with the question "what are you going to do", I had the thoughts but how do you not know and feel that your baby is a baby from conception. How do you not have that connection as a mom?

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@JesseKellyDC I just got home from the most recent trip to the Er to have my daughter ivc'd. Just how lockdown was the perfect time for many people to go down the Q rabbit hole, she took the opposite route. My sweet straight a student is now failing, depressed, confused.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@chefkeva_ What franchise?

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@JesseKellyDC I don't like any celebratory days that don't involve my kids. Time flies by so fast it's like a week and then there's another reason I'm supposed to try to find a gift for a full grown adult that already has everything they want.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@coldxman It's like the crucible. They all start pointing and screaming like little brats until they get their way.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@DenishaMweather Possibly more telling that they come from a home with the ability to get them to and from school without a bus to ride.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@ianmiles That's a sexy donkey

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@stacey_rudin Fresh off the heels of learning the whole truth about to opiate epidemic and seeing many of the same players involved.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@tnizzlewidaclip This is the best thing I've seen on Twitter in months 😭

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@Sonia24437128 @kellyrogersmann Mine too. My 15yo has worn a mask even in the car just with me. My 10yo kept wearing hers for a couple of days after. Today was her first day without and the first time the bus driver didn't honk and wave at me to say hi.

[your mom @tipsy_turtle]

@TheManMakerx This is advice to an average guy. Good looking men don't have to play mind games.

[MNJ @Mnjsales]

Sales been at an all time low since the start of 2022 but I’m not giving up a simple Retweet can help me find my next customer 🙏🏽❤️

[Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia]

Question: If stopping the Nordstream 2 Pipeline is a punishment for Russia because it would cause economic damage, what is stopping the Keystone Pipeline?