Alastair Bathgate

Manc lad - wine, Man City and monocles... Oh, and software. Follow @AlastairPRSM if that’s your bag.

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

It’s an obvious tactic for @technogym to drown out social media outrage about its server outage. (cont) https://t.co/NZFu6vPqZS

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

Dear @technogym. What license have I signed that prevents me from using your treadmill just because I can’t log in via your server?

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Dear @technogym - I love to cycle to Zwift on your fantastic new Skill Bike. However, I can’t (cont) https://t.co/oh9okp3hA6

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

I invite @technogym to allow us to use our purchased treadmills without having to log in to some random server in Italy. RT @d1ffm: @Technogym I invite you to use your media channels to update customers of an outrage, before that have to chase you.

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

I invite pissed off people who’ve bought @technogym equipment and can’t use it, to join my pressure campaign to allow us to run without logging in to their server.

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

I might configure a robot to keep trolling @technogym until they release us from this stupid requirement to log in to their (flaky) server just to make our expensive cardio equipment work.

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

Anyone want to join my campaign to free us from @technogym requirements to log in just to use their cardio equipment? I’m happy to pay for the lawyers.

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

You should stop us from HAVING to login to make your equipment work... simples RT @shanehodgson: (cont) https://t.co/KpQdoonuVj

[Alastair Bathgate @AlastairPRSM]

A state of the art @technogym treadmill costs £16,000 but you can’t use it unless you can log in to their server in Italy, which crashed 18 hours ago and still not even an announcement from the company as to when it might be fixed.

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VAR has killed football... ⚽️ ⚰️

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Surely the second best premiership game ever?

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Let me be absolutely clear. I will stand down at some point in the next X years. #maybot

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@BhavaCom try @AlastairPRSM - cheers.

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@PaulExcell you could pay me if you want, Paul, but you’ll get me faster on @AlastairPRSM these days... :-)

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Dear @henrywinter - what a wonderful, insightful, piece about @garethsouthgate - unlike your colleague @matthewsyed’s witheringly negative and unnecessarily critical assassination. Keep up the good work!

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Hey Pep, did you just get a hole in one???

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Funniest column for a while, @gilescoren - how do I invest in your brilliant ideas?

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Luvin’ it RT @piersmorgan: 0-3. This is the worst I have ever seen any Arsenal team play. Disgraceful. #WengerOUT

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Boy oh boy!

Q: Who is that man on fire? A: Leroy Sané. Arse 0-3 #mcfc

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Get in, Man City! Punching nails into Wenger’s coffin... Arse 0 - 2 #mcfc