Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩

I'm the world's first and only Jewish Tird.
I am the fertilizer of nightmares.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

The covid pandemic was the most idiotic time to ever be alive, and Donald Trump led the way.

You think about that.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@antifakate @2manyjoshes The Senate is in Congress, KitKat.

[Three Year Letherman (A meta parody of parody) @3yearletherman]

@brockpierson No one will ever be able to improve the Q-tip. And I heard Catturd cleans both ears with the same end.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@buffycheddy Bro was already middle-aged when he was five!! Hashtag alpha male!

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

Fat people smell bad, and it's time we started reminding them because they clearly can't smell themselves.

[ʸⁱᵏᵉˢ @EmoBeefSupreme]

Hunger is the feeling of weight loss

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@buffycheddy There is no excuse for fat. Eating less is easy. People literally did exactly that every day for millions of years.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@2manyjoshes @profstonge loves this!!

[Joshua Bryant IX @2manyjoshes]

Peter St. Onge brought up the 2005 movie, Lord of War, in a reply to me today, and that reminded me that the sequel is coming out in January.

Here's the trailer for Lords of War in 4K.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@CPowersour16636 @2manyjoshes @TruckerDanUSA Make ya toes curl!!

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

Peeing on an electric fence is easy. You should try pooping on won.

[Joshua Bryant IX @2manyjoshes]

@TruckerDanUSA Have you ever peed on an electric fence?

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

I bet Willie is an Ashkenazi Jew, because they're almost always the ones pushing homosexuality and substance misuse.

[William @bnofreeride]

@NowFrontline @LauraLoomer Does it matter?

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@bnofreeride @NowFrontline @LauraLoomer Yes, because gays reduce the number of humans on the planet just by existing. Their wasting valuable real estate and oxygen in selfish pursuits.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

On top of that, I just caught my dingdong in my zipper, which is such a rookie move. 😭😭😭

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

In case your wondering what kind of day I'm having... I just found my keys in a bag of cat litter after about an hour of searching.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

Why are Ashkenazi Jews always pushing the homosexual agenda?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Vida Fitness caters to the LGBTQ community.

It’s a “queer owned” gym chain in DC.

They have a fantastic sauna and steam room.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@LauraLoomer There's a lot to unpack here. You know gay isn't kosher, right?

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@NowFrontline @LauraLoomer Hell naw. The gays won't even take her. 😂

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@NewDrewAnon @FreddieSchnertz @0rangeManBadTDS @nofearshirt @presbenfranklin He's been treating blocking an unblocking like a regular game since @TranBelcamino did it to him a couple of times three or so years ago.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@FreddieSchnertz @rippercapital @presbenfranklin @nofearshirt @0rangeManBadTDS @corandog Lol! What a looser!

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@FreddieSchnertz @0rangeManBadTDS @nofearshirt @presbenfranklin @NewDrewAnon 🪦

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

@guanon5 I think he might have been an attic too.

[Tird II -Tirdicus Poopalotus (Alpha Male) 💩 @tirdicus]

I'd like to know what I did to the Disney Plus algorithm to make it think I'm stupid enough to want to watch Doogie Howser.