TiredMomInSWMi

Just a mom trying to get though every day. Most days we are just a hot mess

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

So, are you old when they start using the songs you danced to in clubs in grocery store commercials? Looking at you @kroger 🤣 #amioldnow #lowlowlow #applebottommomjeans

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Playing DMX today feeling sad and nostalgic, and realizing 1.I’m feeling old. 2.Not for my kids ears. 3. #RIPDMX

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Introducing my kids to the ska music I listened to in high school. They are not impressed. #ska #formerpunk #MemoryLane

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Blossom is on Hulu!!!!! Not sure I’ve ever been so excited for something to stream! #hulu #blossom @missmayim

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Teaching my kid to wash her own hair is making me want to buy stock in dry shampoo. #parenting

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

I always wondered if I gave up too quickly when pursuing a teaching degree....now I know I made the right choice. I can’t teach these kids. They need to go back! #coronavirus #covid19 #homeschool #schoolathome #imnotateacher #letssleepin #losingmymind #teachersaresaints

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

@iambodyartist No joke

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

No longer surprised by the number of people who get the virus in disaster movies. It’s all playing out right now. #covid19 #coronavirus #apocalypse #besafe

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Hit retweet if you are having trouble sleeping at night (going for a million retweets here)

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

So many scrunchies all over my house. The 90s girl in me wants to grab one and wear it on my wrist. The 6th grader in my home told me no. #scrunchies #90sgirl #visco #raisingamiddleschooler

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

@jameelajamil He is so gross!!!

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Walking home from school;
Me: I’m tired, can you carry me?
A: but mommmm, you’re 40!!
🤦🏻‍♀️ at least she didn’t mention my weight. #kidssaythedarndestthings #funny #funnykid

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

The highlight of my daughter’s day was getting the quarter back at Aldi. She needs to go back to school #stillhomesick #aldi #littlepleasures

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Youngest every day: let’s have a cuddle, movie, ice cream party! It’s always a good idea 🤣 #funnykid #greatideas #cuddles #lovemykids

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

Of course the kid is sick Sunday night. Couldn’t be sick over the weekend. #hellomonday #sickday

[TiredMomInSWMi @tired_mi]

All of my kids had a friend stay the night. There isn’t enough coffee #tiredmama #hotness #needcoffee