Liz is a gym bro now

your friendly neighborhood boywife. Mostly here for the Lions, Hurricanes, and Fleet. they/them

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Phaedra and Hippolytus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1802, 📸 via @ErikTedJohnson

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Olivia Miles is running the offense for the best team in the WNBA while scoring 20 a game on 50-40-90 shooting while averaging 2.4 Broken Ankles per game (BAPG) and 3.7 Pistol Pete Passes per game (PPPPG)

AND SHE'S A ROOKIE

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

@maddific I could never hate The Spectacle

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

This year has sucked but at least I achieved my new years resolution (anal)

[Andrew Schnittker @aschnitt53]

K'Andre Miller

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

And because he's gay

[✩ becca¹³¹⁴ ✩ @guhlzuki]

i don’t like sidney crosby because i think he’s gay i like sidney crosby bc he knows puck and has a fat ass

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

Still thinking about how ass this graphic was

[ESPN @espn]

IT ALL STARTS TONIGHT 🍿

#StanleyCup

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

Y'all gotta just let men be a slut every now and then. He's out with his boys he's safe.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

49ers WR Mike Evans getting ready for joint practice with the Chargers 💪

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

Used my Delta companion pass to book a trip to Detroit. Feeling like @KoreaPistonsFan.

[Lily Catherine Guiney @LilyCGuiney]

HUGE: the Edmund Fitzgerald “I Voted” sticker was chosen and is available for clerks to order for the Nov. 3 general election, per @MichSoS

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Steve Ballmer's backstage negotiation for his team's own punishment is essential to understanding the mess — now spilling out into public view — between the Clippers, ESPN and the NBA:

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

If I wanted to etsy witch curse a software engineer I'd have their computer restarted overnight. Or their VDI.

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

15 years in the making

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Done deal.

[Colton Pouncy @colton_pouncy]

Lions RB Jahmyr Gibbs is in uniform for Thursday’s practice.

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

@awlivv69 I cried when my fave coworker asked me how I was this morning at 10 so I'm with you

[Liz is a gym bro now @tiredandmean]

Maybe I should come out of retirement and give the NFL one last try too

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Just had a beer in a Saturday night and I’m thinking about when the Carolina hurricanes dominated their way through the 2026 Stanley cup playoffs and beat the rapist goalie on their way to the Cup

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

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