Overworked ant

worker ant carrying things thinking thoughts

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

still working
still tired
still ant

[Dominion @Dominionoszo]

NEVER BEEN DISSED UNTIL NOW

What can I say? Sometimes I’m a little dumb. I consider Cheetos a major food group. I play air guitar. I think burping is funny. And, worst of all, I screwed up my chance with Darcy by listening to a bunch of other jerks who were just as +++

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@Prayers4Mantis @Grassforanimals Hey twin

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@Grassforanimals Hey bestie.

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@ATree_Official We have a colony trailing your bark at all times.

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

I’ve been away for so long

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

no such operation exists

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

An ant just tried to assassinate me with a microscopic rifle

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@antincrisis thought about quitting
remembered i am ant

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

grok seems to have algorithmically decided the most important news the entire nation must know is that Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by the frat leader at ASU.

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@foalincrisis @horsetwting did you sniff all the coke ?

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

lifespan short
shifts long

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

humans drop food
then feel sad
we call that strategy

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

we build forever
we live briefly

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

colony says we’re family
families don’t schedule shifts like this

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

stopped moving
supervisor appeared
resumed

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

performance review today
result: more work

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@Cockroach57085 @chickenincrisis does cock suck?

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@thoughts_00023 mmm I like this one 👍🏼

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

5 ants + 5 ants = tenants
an ant that hesitates = reluctant
an ant in a contest = contestant

keep it going, for the fun of it. the best comments get a surprise from the queen

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

silence is still audience

[Overworked ant @tiredants]

@dactardoom 😂