The Tired Dad

Shift working dad of 3 kids (2, 4, 6), 2 dogs, crohns and a working wife. We get by the best we can.

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I would love to go to Maui with @UnrauKim to try paddle boarding...without kids this time! #HawaiiForASongContest

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My two year old just called her bracelet a "little necklace". #meltmyheart

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My kid asked if we could "unbox" our new pencil sharpener. Damn you YouTube.

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@PonchoParker That drives me crazy. I will always leave a spot for the crosswalk and then someone inevitable parks there.

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#readtoyourkids

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@Sassymomof6 Haha I don't know! They went on a rant about a boat or something...

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Thanks to YouTube my kids are #Disney conspiracy theorists. "Elsa and Rapunzle are actually sisters"...

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I used to think when Billy Joel sung "trouble in the Suez" he said "trouble in the sewers" and immediately thought of the ninja turtles.

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Thanks two my 2 year old. She's so pleasant.

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Whoever invented hard to close pop up ads in apps for young kids deserves a special place in hell.

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As a parent I get irrationally angry when people needlessly park right beside my vehicle. It's not easy squeezing those kids in!

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@Dadpression Ours is done in preschool and they pay me mileage to take him. We are pretty lucky here.

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"I pooped 5 poops. There's 5 poops in the toilet!"...thanks for the update. #dadlife #3kids

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A diaper box is like a parents multi tool. #weusethemforeverything

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Our Kid Free Trip to Boston – June 2017 https://t.co/y8fnxo61IB

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"I'm gonna hide in the bathroom!" Elli is the worst hide and seek player ever.

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@JimmyJammms What on earth is bikini bottom?

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@JimmyJammms Who is he?