aidan

call me a squirrel because i'll do anything for that NUT. but also i'm a normal person so talk to me. 22m. header is @bby_succubus18

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@xspixie denzel curry too. like goddamn girl send me your playlist

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@xspixie hey. i'mma be real i'm high asf watching your videos and i just want to say i appreciate your music taste. some absolute bangers in here. glad i'm not the only one who's had melatonin on repeat the last few weeks, the ayesha erotica is classic too

also same

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@femgoonercel Hall of Fame twitter caption

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@willowtalkk Total Worldtour Drama is my favorite show

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@sc0rpionom I don't really get blue balls if I abstain from sex. Edging for over an hour gives blue balls until I cum though, and edging on and off for a while (like 4+ hours) and cumming gives me blue balls and sore abs for a while, at least 20-30 minutes after cumming.

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@willowtalkk can i be a girls guy?

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@sxwizxx can we agree on 50%? even thanos only killed 50%

[★ ʀᴜʙʏ ★ @sc0rpionom]

lol i wish i could be an intox girly but the last time i smoked weed i got so high i couldn’t follow the plot of a south park episode so i just started crying 😭

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@loveonmarz goated

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@pill0wprncess This is basically a super simple burrito bowl recipe btw ^ You can also add cheese, corn, and a few other things (most veggies should go in with the chicken/beans/salsa, cheese you should add after cooking)

[aidan @tiredddsquirrel]

@pill0wprncess Instant Pot recipe:
Chop chicken into 1in pieces, then season with salt/pepper
Saute spices in oil for 30s, add 1/4 cup broth & cook for 1m
Add chicken/beans (drained)/salsa into the pot & stir
Add remaining rice, don't stir
Add remaining broth, don't stir
Cook on High for 11m

[aidan @tiredddsquirrel]

@pill0wprncess Greek yogurt bowls with some honey and berries can also be really high in protein, and low in fat if you go with a 0% milkfat yogurt

Sliced turkey breast from the deli also has 10-15g protein per slice and some of the herb-roasted ones are both cheap and tasty

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@pill0wprncess Ingredients:
1 package of raw chicken breast or thigh (usually 1.5 to 2.5 pounds)
15oz (1 can) black beans
8oz (half a jar) of salsa
1 cup long-grain white rice
8oz (1/4 carton) broth
2 tbsp oil
2 tbsp garlic powder
2 tbap chili powder
2 tsp cumin
Salt and pepper

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@sc0rpionom black, silver and white would be an interesting gradient on hair

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@willowtalkk i have never understood fake pockets on women's clothing

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@babieemi0x0 i tried reading fan fiction in 6th grade but stopped after the top post on ArchiveOfOurOwn was Spongebob x Sonic inflation breeding porn

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@willowtalkk I have no idea how private Twitters work since I've never followed one (from anybody), but if you DM followers somewhat regularly, send them each a different image (or a slightly different version of the same image). When it gets leaked, you'll know who leaked it.

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@absentserene @willowtalkk Neither of those will help, unfortunately. Watermarks will stop people impersonating her, but they can still steal and sell the content. And there's no reason to punish everyone, because THEY don't know who's stealing it either.

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@babieemi0x0 my condolences

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@applehunnibun this is an incredible caption