tiredhamster

writer, poet and pringles cosplayer. i live in a can.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@crulge That's right, I am only hating for the clout and am quite envious of your wide and varied collection.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@katie_dey Going to make an album where the Intro is the 3rd track.

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

covid minimizers are the sorest winners i ever saw. the whole machinery of the state is behind you! congratulations! you can relax now!

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I need these companies to stop trying to act like they’re “one of the guys” -
like, we do not fucking like you.

[cozy @bimbotheory]

As a disabled covid conscious queer, it’s pretty shitty to perpetually be lumped into a tiny but very loud fringe minority who spend all their time calling everyone on the left who is imperfect on masking genocidal monsters instead of meaningfully trying to engage/shift policies.

[salem ⍳ void ☿ ⌜angelbear⌟ @tfempinkiepie]

this is who is on your side btw. all you smug leftists trying to teach the annoying disabled people a lesson.

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

My organizing experience has taught me that you simply cannot trust people who don’t have a bone-deep, violent hatred for the rich. It’s a far more reliable and enduring personal guardrail than a perfectly refined theoretical analysis will ever be

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@HappyWeirdos69 That sucks. It would be cool if you would be able to find some locals to help out. I like the idea of such spaces being owned by the community.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@on_da_spectrum I thought this was Super Hans from Peep Show at first.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@starshipTARDIS It wouldn't make sense for it to be in Old English, but I'm kind of hoping this wasn't a mistake (it probably was.)

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@mjhousiaux12 Where can I get sunglasses like that? Also where can I get money? Also I'm afraid of fire so I just leave my cigarettes cold.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

And the whole "iced coffee" thing just seems like an excuse to blame Gen-Z for the dire job market.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

Catching up on the news and discourse of the day. I need to be "tapped in".

[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

I’m old enough to remember half an hour ago when we were told that this tech is going to destroy civilization

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Republicans in 2024: Kamala Harris wants you to live in the pod and eat the bugs and go to war with Iran!!!

Republicans in 2026: To support the war in Iran, have you considered living in the pod? Or perhaps eating the bugs?

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

@danghentschel Thanks Dan.

[tiredhamster @tiredhamster1]

Starting this morning off right by listening to Lucy by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Bird on a Wire by Leonard Cohen, Duk Koo Kim by Sun Kil Moon, Sea Song by Robert Wyatt, There is a Light That Never Goes Out by the Smiths, Today by the Smashing Pumpkins, Crying by Roy Orbison,

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@Shortwoman93 Jesus. Maybe sometimes homeschooling is better.