rak

greninja | barca | gsw | ravens | unserious account | we move 🕊️

[rak @tiredrak]

5’1 and playing pro footy at top division in Mexico…

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 21-YEAR-OLD DIEGO 'CHICHA' SANCHEZ SCORES HIS FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON! 🐅🔥

[rak @tiredrak]

@9292atlast i just need more transfer dopamine idc at this point unless it’s rash4d im kms

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

There really is a whole other world out there

[rak @tiredrak]

idk if my friends calling a penalty a free kick is ragebait but it works ig

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

Okay, wow. By accusing us of “fake news” with „Man City bidding“ (never reported) you’ve unfortunately crossed a line.

I never wanted to bring this up, but your Klopp report was simply ridiculous and disrespectful to every journalist who actually does proper reporting. One day after the DFB had already named him in its official statement, you posted a “here we go”. Posting a signing soon and it’s almost one week later. I honestly thought you’d have the decency not to do that.

Anyone could have posted that Klopp HWG because it was obvious he was going to become Germany’s head coach. Your report was based on probability, not on actual agreements.

As long as you keep deleting false „here we go’s“ and posting results minutes before the final whistle just because of algorithms and the need to be first in the race against 433 and score apps, only to delete them five minutes later because Neymar scores, you should probably keep a lower sound overall. The same applies when you fail to credit the original source in a large share of your Instagram posts.

Do your business. We’ll do ours. But accusing others of spreading lies is quite ironic coming from someone in your position. Good night.

[rak @tiredrak]

@9292atlast he is flopping, I haven’t seen a player so equal to rashfords level so I’m not worried. Only thing is that he’s 19 and Rashford is 30 so he can still develop

[rak @tiredrak]

LETS GOOO 🙏🥰

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: YAN DIOMANDE TO REAL MADRID, HERE WE GO! ⚪️✨

Agreement closed tonight with RB Leipzig for fee over €100m for the Ivorian winger.

Diomande will fly to Madrid this week for medical tests and contract signing until June 2031.

DONE. 🇨🇮

[rak @tiredrak]

thought I had read receipts off and ive been leaving mfs on read for 2 years bro i suck as human being

[rak @tiredrak]

@bp1439329 @Bismajeet feels like mbappe takes 2/3 slots in the attack based on his usage and movements, huge transition threat however causes awkward buildups imo but that’s from what I watched of mbappe which isn’t much tbh

[Durantfan23 @xDurantFan23]

“Sengun’s birthday party was crazy bro”

[rak @tiredrak]

footys downfall cuz all of these players arent worth 50M combined

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: PSG value Bradley Barcola at €170m and are using the transfers of Morgan Rogers and Elliot Anderson as valuation yardsticks.

The number factors in that Barcola is a back-to-back Champions League winner, had a strong World Cup and is only 23. Plus, multiple clubs have made enquiries.

PSG are prepared to sell, though, and Liverpool will hope to get the price down.

⁠Luis Enrique has been clear that he only wants players committed to PSG, and that he won't guarantee anyone a starting spot.

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[rak @tiredrak]

@Fr33Chas3r idk what team I want him to go make worse, Madrid or PSG , but PSG can easily recover from it and he’d be a 100M forgotten signing if he flops

[rak @tiredrak]

some retarted team in the nba rly retired jordans number despite never playing for them 😭😭😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[rak @tiredrak]

i like the anonymity of twitter cuz u ain’t catching me replying to reels on ig

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Lisandro Martinez: “The downfall of the great has always been the joy of the mediocre.”

[rak @tiredrak]

@9292atlast No way

[rak @tiredrak]

welp going back to being a mavs fan after curry retires