Earthworm with a God Complex

scammer ur grandma warned you about

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

@thepascalispunk r u free later?

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Utah is bout to go crazy

[trash jones @jzux]

i love finding out a person my age is already divorced. like damn bro you lapped me

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

Why isn’t either presidential candidate talking about the $5 foot long?? They’re charging $6.99 and trying to tell me that’s the DISCOUNTED price. go throw yourself in some white rapids I want my cheap shitty sandwich back

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

if I say “go piss, girl” there is an implied comma there

go piss boy??? no comma I’m calling you piss boy

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

kermit and miss piggy are very “I’ll find you in every lifetime” coded

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

no interest in fixing him I actually am fascinated and weirdly captivated by watching him cry on the floor over another man

[💙THE PARGE POOBAH💙 @Cheesymanfredo]

Happy Pride Everybody

[chris @1vysaurs]

“are you a top or bottom?” i’m a burden bro

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

if I sent dick pics id def try to make it interesting

maybe some fairy lights around my pelvis for ambience, a bow maybe, flower petals, a tiny cowboy hat

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

I’ll crash my car into that bridge when I get to it

[Cass @_casscore]

hydroplaning is such a good opportunity to practice locking in

[Claire Goldberg (she/her) @ClaireGoldberg]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of

[Earthworm with a God Complex @tiredspacetrash]

Collin Robinson has a will and grace mug