Jo Garcia

vote for me 2032; I like dogs and term limits ✌🏻

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

another semester, another 16 weeks of relying on my trusty @tartecosmetics shape tape concealer to hide my college mistakes

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

Whoever pays off my student loans gets my vote 😅

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@UPS do your drivers always have to honk their horns when delivering a package?Because if so and it continues to cause my dog to bark my baby awake, then do you offer services to put my child back to sleep? Thank you, sincerely a sleep deprived mother

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Axel. He is one pothole away from all his dreams coming true. He can feel it. 13/10 we believe in him (IG: igprottie)

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@Starbucks the ice in my daily iced coffee counts towards my total water intake, right?

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

At an age where I look in the mirror and think I have mascara smudged under my eye, only to remember I haven't put on makeup in months and this is just how I look now

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@drewbud33 @DanRather I’ve never denied nor will deny racism or privilege. But please, be critical of me. I encourage you to do so. It will never tear down the good we have between us in my eyes. Let your voice be heard. We all have that freedom of speech. So speak. Speak while we all still can.

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@drewbud33 @DanRather It doesn’t. Your expressed criticism is not of me. It has been channelled towards me. Your reply was to my comment of all comments, showcasing that my comment was now a channel of your opinion. Your thoughts, opinions, and own criticisms are always valid. All are.

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@drewbud33 @DanRather I’m just showcasing the double standard here without any real hate in my heart. I love you and implore you to express your criticism towards me if that’s what you desire because all of our voices (no matter the opinion) may be completely silenced soon enough

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@yo_its_mo19 Girl I love spreadsheets 😂 literally the 4th thing I said to Felipe after he proposed was “Just think of all the spreadsheets I can make for our wedding” 😅

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

My dog children seem to know when I’ve had too much alcohol 😅 they seem to try and get away with anything and everything with me hah 😂😂

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

It’s appreciation week at my work and even though she isn’t my coworker, I full heartedly appreciate @ashelizabethh23 because she’s my best friend and I love her so much ❤️❤️ thank you for being you and being in my life 😍

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

My passive aggressive petty ass should not be allowed on the roads... did I sit at a stop sign for 3 minutes because the person behind me honked for letting a pedestrian cross in front of me? Yes, yes I did.

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

Why can’t I ever be serious even when crying? Like, why did my sarcastic dry humor ass answer my boyfriend’s “be strong” encouragement with at “but I don’t have any upper body strength”??
🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

Alright. The voting age is 18 in America. The age of an adult starts at 18. So, let’s all be adults with the results of the election & not:

•not rub it in Republicans’ faces
•not insult the Democrats
•& not disrespect overall

We aren’t in kindergarten ✌🏻

#2020Election

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

Going back through old Facebook messenger conversations was a big mistake. I’ve never cringed harder at my old self 😅😬🤢

If anyone needs me, I’ll be downing a bottle or two of wine to forget 😅

[Jo Garcia @tis_jo]

@Wendys I hate you and your new Frosty-ccino. I turn to you in my need of coffee, and you betray me with an addiction. Now I have to budget for a daily large vanilla Frosty-ccino. Rude.